Yellow

Heyo! My name is Yellow; they/it/fey pronouns. My current obsessions are many Roblox games (dod, phighting, pressure, etc), vsmp, OSC!!!!, and fire

[sokodraws]

fine, you want the butcher? come on

[savegalkissy]

Thinking about InvisiMechaFlame

Most homestuck ship I’ve concocted for this fandom ♣️

For me definitely a Robert centric, back and forth triangle sort of relationship. Where Visi and Flambae don’t have much care with each other, romantically, but they do build up a friendship and rapport via the mechanics that is “what the fuck is wrong with this guy”

Flambae’s partly into this cause he likes the ego boost of being annoyingly attractive enough to be a third, but he’s actually there as the valuable needed resource between the two of them: man with credit card and functioning kitchen Because surprise surprise, Robert cares as much for him as he does Visi. Which is an emotional realization he would not equipped to handle I think teehee

I’m especially thinking this as Visi going off on her own for a while post ending, and Flambae is rebound territory, so when she’s back she’s annoyed but also grateful dude kept post ending Robert 1. Alive, and 2. Sane because that dude is like 1 second away from dropping dead or off the deep end at any time.

Also their teaming up on Robert would be funny as hell. No one guesses their in a relationship at first cause they spend 50% of the time on shifts dragging his ass, until they start bringing up oddly specific and intimate details like who didn’t do dishes last night, Robert

[savegalkissy]

Robert getting Visi and Flambae a matching pair of t shirts that say “I tried to kill Mecha Man and all I got for it was a shitty boyfriend”

[emmasmoke8]

(this is just a concept sketch bc my brain wouldn’t let me sleep till I visualized at least one thing)

hey Robert the warmth is right infront for you u just gotta open ur eyes and embrace it. hey buddy why won’t u open ur eyes

“Concept sketch”?! Wtf does a complete piece look like, then?

This is so good! Mandy and Chase are just enjoying themselves and Robert’s dying in the background. Oh, it’d be comical if it wasn’t so fucking depressing. Which, btw, you’ve captured magnificently. I can feel Robert’s loneliness. He really is an abused shelter dog going to some abandoned corner to pass away peacefully

[savegalkissy]

Summer in Torrence and Robert is the most popular guy in SDN. His perpetual annoyance with the Z Team basically guarantees the bullpen is always nice and cool during the work day. Usually the other dispatchers have assigned positions, but now they’re swapping pcs to be closer, especially during heat waves.

During work, Robert notes how the heat affects Flambae, how it’s harder for him to cool down and relax and turn off, so he steps in a lot, demanding he take breaks or come down to the bullpen for some chill time (the others also take this as an invitation. It’s nice, that his powers are helping people).

Outside of work, during a particularly bad heatwave, Robert asks Chad an odd question while they’re holed up in the latter’s apartment (Chad actually pays for heating and AC, unlike Robert and his apartment). Chad was complaining that it’s too hot to take his family out since they’re all hot heads like him, and Robert pauses before saying:

“Has your niece ever seen snow before?”

“Huh? Yes, why do you ask?”

“Oh… well has she ever seen it snow in July?”

“Robert, what the fuck are you planning to do—“

And Robert just smiles as he refuses to elaborate

[savegalkissy]

Things that piss off Robert

❌ Telling him about the sex dream you had about him (he’s flattered, really)

❌ Making fun of his name (that’s more on his dad tbh)

❌ Punching him in the dick (if you apologize, Punch Up)

✅ calling him Princess Elsa

Only one of these will give you an express trip to the ER, be careful

[savegalkissy]

Thinking of the rest of the game playing out in the frosted Robert au

The time line is a little longer, from what I’ve been going with, but eventually it kicks off semi the same with Visi searching for the astral pulse, and the house party (significantly nicer apartment cause of them all)

Robert isn’t sure he can be Mecha Man again, but he does know letting the power source fall into shroud or any other dickhead’s hands is a no bueno

Might think of changes to what exactly happens that lands Visi Im the warehouse and Chase needing to save her, but ultimately the end is the same—

Chase saves her, and falls in the aftermath like a true fucking hero.

Afterwards, the next shift, Robert is exceedingly calm. Flambae was with him earlier— partly fearful that his powers were going to go out of control with this, mostly cause he just wants to be there for him.

But Robert is just cold. And they have to get to work anyway.

It starts raining in Torrence, a turbulent storm that floods. It gets colder as the day goes on. Until finally someone realizes, hey, it usually doesn’t get this cold. Wait, is that fucking snow? The flood pools are literally freezing over, golem gets trapped in one. the storm starts hailing, and the temperatures approach 0 degrees– which is definitely not supposed to be happening in downtown LA.

And the center of the storm is over SDN.

[insert-urso]

I love drawing Manmech with my problems!!!

(i got locked out of my house) ((actually drew this while sitting outside my house))

I'm like, a day late to replying this bc I got too sidetracked with my own irl adventures but my god, chaos. 😭😭 Hopefully you've got in by now ahaha.... unless you're still camping outside, in which case, happy campings???? Will never not support the trend of giving your issues with a character, Manmech is canonically getting locked out his house (his life) too if we think about it 🤞🤞 twinning

[insert-urso]

The stupid idea won 😭

Y'know when I first started posting fics, I was deathly afraid of being perceived. I worried my brain out thinking about what people think about my works.

Flash forward to now. I am gasping at the air. Pulled a sore muscle from heaving so hard. NOT YOU TOO. I drop my head on the figurative table in front of me. Read in Shroud's voice:"what the fuck is this." I don't even wanna praise the art (which is beautiful and lovely) bc I refuse to on the principle that y'all can't keep being funnier and more creative than me in my own Tumblr. I'm staging an intervention

[insert-urso]

throws this at you then runs away into the night

LA CREATURA !!. CUTE. CUTEE. Love how 🤏🤏🤏 he is I need to punch the ceiling.

++The details on ManMech is appreciated and acknowledged, n your artstyle is so pretty HSOSHOSH Thank You for the lovely fanart !!!! :'D

[insert-urso]

 “if only you could look at me like the way you look at him…” (slowburn, love triangle, pining, M/M/M, requited unrequited love, mechmechman end goal, no beta we die like mecha man astral and mecha man prime)

this rough sketch is me confessing (since i cant send images on anon) and then taking responsibility for suggesting the manmech x mecha man x robert ship lol. sorry?

I wish I could record the full 5 minute reaction of me gasping and heaving drily until my head went lightheaded.

Good fucking lord. My god. The effort to draw this beautiful dramatic piece is amazing, totally in-line with ManMech's canon fanartists, but GODDAMN my mind is equally as divided between being impressed and horrified at how we even got here. Congrats. You absolutely broke me. Gorgeous piece btw. What the hell. When I link this art in the future chapter I have no idea how to write the explanation caption for it

[insert-urso]

You have no idea how hard I laughed at this. Brainteaser appearing behind them as a silent jumpscare is such a funny visual. Instinctively, both Robert and Kassandra would immediately throw hands together to beat him up and that brings a smile to my face.

[insert-urso]

Second fanart has hit you<3 post limit on tumblr is so annoying

*Drops these and runs*

Witch hat atelier cover redraw trend!!!!!!

Hiii was chewing on ManMech b4 getting blasted with vision of this

Its the 2003 flashback kiddo Rob rob in the centre (the more vivid blue is twinkies)

Then dispatcher, ManMech, MechaMan and the suit

+Astral pulse

Drawing the mech was awful

I could write a whole research paper on this artwork Holyyy PEAK. The tiny peek of little Robert's eye staring back as he's being smothered by all these versions of him is leaving me SICK. thank you so much for creating and sharing these, I need to scream at something after this

[insert-urso]

Heeeyyyy binbong it's-a me again

The thought of MechaManMech ship is so fucking funny i need to go like consult the ancient tumblr lore of onceler / sans selfcest

Giggling up a storm rn the moment I saw this. They're exactly like the shipping troupe of sunshine character x gloomy character. Sonadow..... God what have I brought into this world.

Awesome art btw I'm gonna chew on this for a long time in thought as I go about my day hsjsjsj

[stupiditysholy]

The fact that Beef has a bed and Robert doesn’t might literally make me go insane. The fact that he’s a chunky little guy because Robert presumably feeds him his own food AND some of his when he begs is going to have me committed. The fact that Robert has a dog—a living little guy to take care of and pamper—but refuses to give himself an INCH while he gives everyone around him 100 fucking miles will kill me, and it will not be an easy death.

If the Z-team doesn’t get their shit together and pick this poor, self-destructively selfless asshole up out of the grave he’s dug himself I’m going to fucking lose it.

[strawbeeryratpie]

Dispatch Headcanon:

Beef was an abandoned puppy that Robert found on the street while drunk. He found Beef while sitting on a street corner eating like a beef hotdog and saw him hungry and offered him food. Being this around the time of his severe depression and loneliness he decided to take him in as a way of saving Beef but in reality it was beef who saved him.

Extra: He always feeds Beef human food because it was what brought Beef to come to him and he always wants to ensure the only thing that he feels loves him is taken care of before him.

[vulnonapix1234]

Beef being skin and bones when he found him...

[mossy-rossy]

Z-team thinks Robert has powers (part 2)

Dropping more random thoughts on this au since people liked part one

- The team assuming Robert's a plant gets even funnier when they notice Blonde Blazer acting sus around him. She's way too familiar with him, which MUST mean they’ve worked together before. Either Robert was one of her employees(Prism: "she definitely sent him out on honey pot missions. Think about it. Sonar: oh I’m thinking about it.) or he was well-known in superhero circles despite being so covert, a fact none of them can verify since they're all ex-villains.

The team decides it's both. It has to be both.

- Cue Scooby Doo hijinks where they follow n try to uncover Robert's superhero identity. They get SO close to the truth multiple times and arrive at wrong conclusions.

Sonar: I've figured it out. Our dispatcher is dating Mecha Man."

Flambae: THAT FUCKER—"

-Flambae gets his own wet dream about mecha “guy who beat him up twice “ man x Bob Bobson. He nearly burns down his house.

- At one point Water Boy, whose trying to be part of the convo, stutters out that Robert climbed on his lap the first time they met so he guesses he is kinda seducey("K-kinda! He was fi-fixing my tie and his—his face was right here and—").

Everyone, including Invisigal, has to grapple with the devastating realization that Waterboy has better game than all of them.

- my AU, my house, Sonar and Coup stay on the team. There's now a race between Punch up/Coup vs Malevola/Sonar to get a threesome with Robert first.

- Invisigal still gets that movie date with Robert. She absolutely lies and tells everyone they hooked up. She likes being the alpha bitch around here.

-She is soon one upped by Phenomaman who does not know about their theories on Robert’s powers (they didn’t invite him to lunch 😔) . Phenomaman mentions that Robert is a good dispatcher who he had kissed and made love to twice. Everyone is to afraid to question it.

-they find out Robert likes brunettes. There are a series of high fives, Prism running out to grab another wig and Golem standing there sullen bc he has no hair.

[a-jar-of-beetles]

Punch-up: I think I've got a new theory about Robert's abilities, what I'd he's a Succubus or like a half-succubus

Malevola: like a Cambion or something?

Sonar: I'm still partial to the literal office siren theory

Punch-up: How else would so many of us have wet dreams about Robert

Flambae: what do succubuses have to do with wet dreams?

Malevola: it's apparently something succubi and incubi have control over

Coupé: Alright I'll add it to the board

Coupé: *opens up the digital conspiracy board and types a note saying Incubus, Succubus, or Cambion next to several other notes saying office siren, pheromones or some shit, and he's just like that *

[mossy-rossy]

cackling. Every Rest period takes longer now since one of them always has to do the buzzfeed unsolved “l’ve connected the dots” , “you didn’t connect shit-“ meme as they update the board.

Also pheromones is so funny.

invisigal: have any of you ever heard of the term “Omegaverse?”

[a-jar-of-beetles]

I made the conspiracy board or at least a section of it

there would probably be so so much more but alas I am only one person

[mossy-rossy]

HAHA incredible. The typo shame from prism. The S in the corner from Invisigal

Now I wanna draw Robert as an office siren smh, and sure I’d love access to it