♉️Salem♉️

she/her💖💜💙31 y/o

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“oh. sorry”

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[housederiva]

Grabbing you guys for the shoulders so tightly as I say you have to reblog things regardless of how old it is, this is the show and tell website

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

[arandomcollectionofstuff]

I'm going to reblog this a million times so be it

[kiran-wears-science-blues]

#i love how they give up on the dumb gimmick and just make her do increasingly inane trick shots

[sindri42]

Reminded of that time the xkcd guy was trying to research what sports equipment would be most effective for destroying enemy drones in flight and he looked up a bunch of stats about pro tennis player accuracy against stationary targets like 40 feet away, and figured that a really high level tennis pro might be able to hit the drone in 5-7 shots if they had the time and even then probably wouldn’t do enough damage to disrupt it more than momentarily.

And then Serena volunteered to test this theory and just, killed it instantly.

[lichrelly]

i see people saying shit like “she’s the best woman player” nah fam she’s the best one out there

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

I know basically nothing about tennis but I know that she is a league of her own

[raisedbylibrarians]

https://youtu.be/OB17mEbIDNo

Here is the One-Shot-Drone-Kill

[dailyanimatedgifs]

Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs

[asterkallium]

piplup grain entrapment

[asterkallium]

piplup cares a lot about his work

[asterkallium]

piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

[asterkallium]

piplup takes a sick day

[asterkallium]

piplup considers some jorts

[asterkallium]

piplup forgives his father.

[asterkallium]

piplup goes grocery shopping

[asterkallium]

piplup jumps your battery

[asterkallium]

piplup lights the menorah

[asterkallium]

piplup sees the pale blue dot

[asterkallium]

piplup catsits

[chicks2010]

[retrogamingblog2]

Gigglypuff and Jengar

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

via 歪克思

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“oh. sorry”

[majorhobo]

[notvoid]

[milf-adjacent]

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

[agoddamnrayofsunshine]

Nightmare image

[justcatposts]

One whole minute of a deaf Kitty getting excited that her owner is home 

(Source)

[funny-tik-toks]

Sound is a must

[rahullkohli]

saw someone share this on their ig stories and i am obsessed

[dykebluejay]

[flootzavut]

[teenagerposts]

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

[transpeterafterdark]

[transpeterafterdark]

[cantdewwrite]

The dress he’s referring to. 😍

[weirdnessisgood]