Sir Goates. (born circa 1755) The human equivalent of the Even-toed ungulate, and the only of his kind. Extremely well dressed, cunning, and most notably intelligent. His mind is said to surpass the most brilliant human minds of history. Though born in the 18th century, he appears in photographs from the future -- It's said that he was the first time/space traveler. He is most famously known for leading for the invasion of Goats in 1789, the day he lead his goat brethren to freedom.
Today he is remembered by his meticulous musicianship.
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