Yet Another Boring Blog

I'm Rey and I forget to update my bio for years at a time. I like a lot of stuff and make a moderate amount of stuff, and am autistic and believe very strongly in intersectional feminism and kindness. Please message me for any TWs you need tagged or to say hello!

[yetanotherboringadult]

knitlash (n): the shock of going from a 42 chunky stitch in-the-round hat project where the whole thing takes less than an evening to a 480 5-ply project where a round and a half takes the entire evening; origin: knitting whiplash.

[itsanxiete]

when I sleep on my tummy my morning wood lifts me out of bed like a car jack btw

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[lactose-intolerant-nihilism]

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

[2022dirt]

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

[sharkishblue]

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

[tvguts]

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

[tikkety-tok]

[sexygaywizard]

[neofooturism]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Can someone shove an eclair into my mouth like that please

[normal-thoughts-official]

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

[rapidashrider]

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[verycrowindeed]

ID: Tumblr comment by user smecksy that reads “save point” END ID

[leaving-the-rotting-wolf]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[pjackk]

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[effinbirds]

[leafstem]

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[faxmachineart]

Always.