Astro Zombies

My teen angst bullshit has a body count

[sleepd3prived]

[thoodleoo]

do you ever read an article so bad that it makes you want to get a PhD so that you can publish a response and thinkshame the author’s opinions with authority

[hollowoutmybody]

“thinkshame” is officially the greatest word we’ve come up with as a species.

[explorerrowan]

I get the distinct impression that this level of spite is the primary thing that carries most PhD candidates all the way through their program.

[theanimalmemes]

[understands]

[randomsplashes]

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[soulmoriii-deactivated20200313]

[thealpacalypse-archive]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[octaedri]

[mishacolins]

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

[pammiejr]

[thatgalpal]

this is everything bitch. everything.

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[ommanyte]

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

[silkjpg-deactivated20180521]

lush employee pouring actual dirt into my hands: so I noticed u have dry skin and greasy hair and have no friends because you’re ugly and this will help with all that :) and it’s only $87 :)

[annmarcellino]

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