(/generally speaking, song minho (statistically average at most things) doesn’t necessarily have the best hearing skills, but his ears somehow manage to pick up the slanderous whispers (”hey, did you hear about the director’s son —”) of a young student as he passes by the lounge area. so naturally, as wheein’s favourite childhood friend of all time, and bearer of so-called classified information, he gasps (loudly) and backtracks immediately to set things straight once and for all) HOLD ON just a minute, young man (/he slams his fist menacingly onto the table) i don’t know where you heard that ridiculous information but it’s NOT wheein — she’s uh (/retracts his hand awkwardly) she’s not his - son? (sometimes, when he’s feeling particularly insecure at night, he asks god why he wasn’t born mute) if uh, you were - (/hooo boy) - wondering, i just.
wow ( not to be vain or anything, but this commonplace, typical combination of dark jeans, white tee, and leather jacket is really working wonders for his self-esteem issues right now ) bro ( minho starts, voice laden with hushed excitement when he finishes lint rolling himself for the umpteenth time, shoving the sticky contraption into his sling bag and zipping it up, careful to avoid the edges of his biology notebook ) i am ready to, uh ( what's the word ) fuck shit up ( yeah, that's it ) live it up, my dude bro ( he's grasping at straws tbh, but he thinks he's got the gist of the rebel slang taehyun spews on a daily basis ) take the law into my own hands ‒ ( he hisses in pain when his hand, with unfortunate timing, collides against taehyun's door frame as he stumbles lamely past the threshold of his room )
is the cool, seemingly suave sunbae you see around school
is actually the nerdiest weenie you’ll ever meet
occasionally teaches free yoga classes for a school health campaign he’s volunteering for
is the hypocrite health promotion dude (”drink ur milk kids, haha calcium is cool”) who goes around the campus with his volunteer colleagues handing out free fruit, then goes to his room and eats ten packets of pocky for dinner
pretty easy to befriend. has this awkward air about him at first? sorta clumsy, fumbles with his words a bit but when you get to know him he’s p easy going
caution: can get a lil petty
dumber than he looks and acts because the entirety of his spare time is spent at the library
has an extremely lame habit of getting scared easily. looking for a chump to prank? minho is the one for you
has accepted the fact that he doesn’t possess any extraordinary talents (except that one time in middle school when he narrowly won the ‘who can spit the farthest’ competition and was reigning champ for about three years or so)
claims he can beatbox because he got classes for it but was politely told by his mentor to pursue other hobbies because “we’ve been going at this for weeks now and you still sound like a deflating balloon”
just a friendly, sort of awkward, sensitive dude who just wants to get good grades and make his momma happy
plots!
- (cute) library nerd he shares a table with on a daily basis
- douche-nugget friend(?) who constantly pranks minho
- someone trying to be a bad influence on minho? make him party a lil, do da drugz, try the alcohols, mb some sexuals?? stab someone to death? etc.
- that lovely classmate who always edits minho’s disastrous essays & research
- who will be that one sweetheart that shows up to his lame ass bird watching club in the future
- frustrated beat boxing mentor?
- roommate? someone to act like an old married couple with(?)
- arch enemies; u r a cat person, mino is a dog person.
- bffl (cause of death: second hand embarrassment)
- u have a crush on him, then u talk to him and all ur dreams shatter
- “heard a scream and thought you were getting killed but it was just a spider” au
- “mY CHIPS WOULDN’T COME OUT THE VENDING MACHINE AND I GOT MAD AND TRIED TO GRAB IT BUT NOW MY HAND’S STUCK AND PLS STOP LAUGHING AT ME THIS IS V SERIOUS IM GOIG TO CRy” au
- “tripped and landed face first into his crotch” first meeting au
- u r an aspiring rapper and mino wants to be ur sidekick, unfortunately mino is the most un-hiphop person u have ever met and will ruin ur swaggy future career, idk where i was going with this but let’s do it
- “our grandfathers were arch enemies at sunhwa and they keep pitting us against each other and ur like super into it but i just wanna be friends” au
