[magicalastronomies]

other drivers would acknowledge a bricker

[magicalastronomies]

[3000s]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to decline when the self-checkout kiosk asks to round up fourteen cents to support homeless veterans

[dear-girl-somatosis]

I'll give 14 cents... to making veterans homeless!

[woahmaaan]

Destructive force of nature

[comvi]

my hearty nand nutritious meal of Screws and Bolts

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Judith Butler and J Halberstam are exploring Second-Life together

[pbkdf2]

Judith Butler: My character has one angel wing, and one devil wing, and heterochromatic eyes.

Judith Butler: This is because it express the fundamental contradictions of an articulated queer identity.

Judith Butler: To be positioned as progressive ascension and moral degeneracy depending on what spaces a body moves through.

Judith Butler: While also remaining both perpetually defined and undefinable.

Judith Butler: The queer body, much like my fallen angel avatar, is one that is constantly at odds with it’s own assigned values.

J Halberstam: how do I make my taurs muscles bigger

[contemptible-scoundrel]

BLUE ALIEN GF: our universe is much like your own, but in our timeline, dj khaled never returned from being lost at sea

[criptochecca]

Us the venezuelans

[criptochecca]

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[rodserlingofficial]

This fanfiction shit is neither easy nor hard.

[cum-padre]

*shows up @ your family dinner wearing this*

[neckfat]

[beanytuesday]

what the hell did I just read

[detectivehole]

[trying to flirt with ms frizzle] hey val. can i call you val? i've always liked how most of the working professionals you know appear to be homosexuals. how about you take a chance on me, and we can make some mistakes and messes at my place? [sniles] [she turns me down with a pun] [i walk dejected out into the parking lot] [The Bus runs me over]

[detectivehole]

trying to undress ms frizzle but when you pull off her dress there's a second, "lingerie-patterned" dress underneath

[finalrespite]

starting a collection

(links in alt)

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10