aha - ein Arschloch

da weiß man gleich Bescheid

[yiik-me-away]

Anyway, how is your sex life?

A collaborative effort between my boy and I. He provided the idea and I did it.

[funkiest-ghoul-in-town]

this is Bernd of Fortune. Ignore him and everyday will be a „Mist-Day“ for the rest of your life.

[redstonedust]

i'm not "undiagnosed" i'm largely headcanoned as neurodivergent but with no confirmation in canon. i hear a showrunner said something at a panel last year but it hasnt been leaked on youtube yet.

[nyancrimew]

im training to become stupid

[patricia-taxxon]

what do u call it when j.k rowling goes to space

[patricia-taxxon]

[yiik-me-away]

Ooooh ist es etwa Zeit nach einem Therapieplatz zu suchen??!

Dysphorie kickt jetzt anders.

Meine Stimme fuckt mich einfach nur ab. Das ist wirklich das Schlimmste.

[depsidase]

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[yiik-me-away]

Signs that it was really good day and everything is fine and awesome and I'm happy:

Should I wait for the train or should I throw myself down on the tracks?

[thoughtkick]

“The past doesn’t need you anymore. Your future does.”

— Unknown

[brown-forking-weed]

Awww, jeez you guys! A gold wreath? A silver coin? You really didn't have to! I'm just a regular ol' skull, I don't deserve a gold wreath and a silver coin. Aww gosh I'm so embarassed

[shanastoryteller]

i know kindness exists because i am kind

[shanastoryteller]

"people aren't good"

i am people. i am good

you are wrong

[shanastoryteller]

if you are capable of it then so are others

be your own proof of concept

[teaboot]

God, I love learning so much. I want to take a ceramics class. I want to dig up fossils. I'm going to write a book someday. I'm going to paint a mural on my ceiling and keep a beehive on the roof. I want to juggle and cook and cast a bronze statue. I'm going to get tattooed and when it heals up I'm gonna jump into the ocean. I'm going to eat kangaroo meat. I'm so in love with being alive you guys this shit is incredible

[yellowgnomeboots]

I used to feel like this but now I just feel tired.

[teaboot]

I am a solid year and a half clear of a ten year long depression-related self harm addiction and I never thought I'd feel this way again, either! You got this, buddy!

[baelonthebrave]

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

[bakedgoodsforbucky]

rip anakin skywalker you would have hated dune

[thetorontokid]

[lost-carcosa]

Albino raccoon

[therobotmonster]

Quick, spot the main character!

[ayellowbirds]

it’s so weird how much of a raccoon’s… raccoonness? is tied up in its pattern. This looks like a completely different animal, some sort of weird marsupial.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

No, taking that shower, eating that meal, cleaning your space, going on that walk or having that conversation won’t cure you, but there’s a good chance it’ll make you less miserable in the moment - and isn’t that a fine goal by itself?