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i like long walks on the beach until the lsd wears off and i realize i'm dragging a stolen mannequin around a wendy's parking lot ⇾ airpl.nes

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[sexanax]

[itsdansheehan]

[scientificenterprise]

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

[yikeael]

hey thanks for all the birthday wishes I logged off on and forgot to reply to

[yikeael]

Happy Birthday!

thanks dude

[outcastsuggestion]

every time i speak i am reminded why i should not

[zackisontumblr]

when you’re drunk and everything is hilarious

[yikeael]

welcome to the new age

[yikeael]

I don't have to lie about my age anymore, I've finally hit 21

[sjweminem]

“stop making jokes this is serious!”

[ramdaughter]

someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*

me: 

[yikeael]

a couple of days away from my 21st birthday. feels like it was just my 18th yesterday 

[skellydun]

the seasons change but my black skinny jeans don’t

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball

[my-teen-quote]

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing in the world is being able to tell someone “it hurts and upsets me when you do this” and instead of them becoming angry and defensive and violent they say “I am sorry I do not want to hurt you let’s figure out a way to resolve this” 😩😩😩😩😩😩 When they meet the bare minimum requirements of emotional maturity 😍💦💦I’m so wet