body like a weapon

jennie kim 🍒 whatupdogremix

[nekotato]

I love you dumplings I love you gyoza I love you xiaolongbao I love you wonton I love you baozi I love you mandu and yes even you, ravioli

[madejunsolved]

[whatsaboveyoucanine]

on the plus side now i have caffeine.

[whatsaboveyoucanine]

got my drink from the cooler and it was sweaty and not cold. i’m so disappointed. :/

[rogueninja]

maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you'll feel better

[obamaphoner]

ptah! ptah!! hair in my mouf

[whatsaboveyoucanine]

i have nothing interesting to say but hello everyone. :)

[whatsaboveyoucanine]

why is steve harvey so loud?

[nonetoon]

POV you are an animal crossing villager and your local island representative who has been presumed dead for 5 months reappears to redecorate the town for fall

[whatsaboveyoucanine]

i may be exaggerating, but i swear it is colder inside than outside right now. i hate it.

[whatsaboveyoucanine]

i just learned that a mountain goat isn’t even a goat.

[sweatermuppet]

cannot stop saying "dude im always saying this" after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence

[whatsaboveyoucanine]

i love that penguins are such fancy guys all the time, but i wonder if they ever want to take the tuxedo off and rock pajamas instead.

[whatsaboveyoucanine]

i saved my login info but typed the password wrong. this is my reminder to edit that later.

[whatsaboveyoucanine]

i watched too many cake decorating videos in a row and i feel like i didn't blink at all in that time.

[babsvibes]

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

[doityourselfbombs]

the key component to being a powerful wizard is to have a little bottle of glitter on u at all times to throw at people

[whatsaboveyoucanine]

do you think it keeps the wrinkles?