she thinks my tractor's sexy.

I like being confusing, because that means I'm a mystery.  the only problem is, I can't solve myself. letsbumpngrindr

[pajamasecrets]

Keanu Reeves as Mercutio in an 80′s production of Romeo & Juliet in Toronto.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Hell, he probably played Mercutio the first time Shakespeare did the play.

[megurashkarchived]

i am so gentle and kind hearted

[megurashkarchived]

and stupid

[hotvampireadjacent]

Get u a man who do nothing

i already have a dad

[urashtonforit]

@ridelikethis I just need it to load. :(

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

me

[funnywildlife]

Himalayan marmots come for their regular feed by a caring lady, aww

[tanthesuperman]

Preferred place for guys to cum?

To his senses

[acebycircle]

He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space

[copperbadge]

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.

[collegiate-confession]

[kristenwiiggle]

[teenslasher]

new ask meme: tell me what music artist i remind you of

[jaspurr]

me, analyzing the feelings and motivations of fictional characters:

me, trying to understand myself and my feelings:

[urashtonforit]

@nobodydouble it wouldn’t load off wifi so I’m just eating data now.  as long as it works I don’t mind.

[urashtonforit]

I can’t sleep and the dash won’t load.  no bueno.

[urashtonforit]

omgbadideas replied to your post: I kept waking up every 45 minutes so I’m making a...

Oooo that sounds good. I should get some breakfast pizza

best decision I’ve made in a long time.

[urashtonforit]

I kept waking up every 45 minutes so I’m making a pizza.

[pigeonlesbian]

vague post

[sealedbeastnue]

not vague enough id recognize lorem ipsum anywhere