List of fucked up movies i've seen/ still need to watch and review
A list of movies Iāve watched, reviewed, or am hoping to watch and review. Iām just making this list so I can save it for when I move because Iāll be starting my film review channel back up after the move!
Also I added the Butters system, so hereās a guide
0 Butters: I canāt believe this is an actual movie that actually got made. Someone actually took the time to create this. Why.
1-2 Butters: Donāt.
2.5-3 Butters: Go ahead. Itās entertaining enough. I guess.
3.5-4 Butters: Oh shit
4.5-5 Butters: Damn that was good as fuck.Ā
I actually really liked this one. It brought up some really good points about life and death and the acting was incredible. The English dub actors are like painfully American at some points, but itās still a pretty good movie.Ā
Most fucked up part: A 10 minute montage of a girl getting the shit beat out of her
I have reviewed this
4/5 Butters
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
I Spit On Your Grave (1978)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)*
Itās a classic, but itās a little older so itās not quite as āedgyā as some of the newer movies on the list, but it tells a great story and Malcolm McDowell plays and excellent Alex DeLarge
Most fucked up part: Thereās a moderately graphic rape scene in the beginning
I still need to review this.
4/5 Butters
Men Behind The Sun (1988)
SalĆ², Or The 120 Days Of Sodom (1975)
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)*
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011)*
When the first one came out there was so much hype. āOmg this is the most fucked up movie ever!!!ā And then I watched it, and, while the concept is disgusting, itās kind of boring and the acting is terrible. I didnāt even really feel bad for the girls because their characters were so unlikable.
The second one at least lived up to the gross-ness, but it was still fucking terrible.
Most fucked up part: A naked pregnant woman gives birth in her car and then squashes the babyās head with her foot.
I still need to review this.
1/5 Butters
Itās only a half hour and thereās no plot. I mean you can go ahead and watch it because itās only a half hour of your life, but itās pretty meh. Basically a doctor fucks a dead body during an autopsy and then gives some human meat to his dog
The most fucked up part: A doctor fucks a dead body during an autopsy and then gives some human meat to his dog. thatās literally the whole thing.Ā
I still need to review this.Ā
1/5 Butters
August Undergroundās Mordum (2003)
This is the worst movie Iāve ever seen. 20 minutes in I checked the time and died a little inside because there was an hour left. After it was over I just sat there and ate nutella out of the jar because life is too short to waste an hour and twenty minuted of it on this movie. I guess they met their goal though because it actually did make me physically nauseous, and every time I thought it couldnāt possible get more gross, it did. So I mean I guess if you wanna watch an hour and twenty minutes of shaky cam, yelling, and way more vomit than you were expecting, then knock yourself out. Itās not even worth it for the gore. I would watch any other movie that Iāve seen on this list 94 times before I watched this again. If the other 2 August Underground movies were on this list, I would take them off, but fortunately this was the only one that made it on here in the first place. Ā
The most fucked up part: The whole thing.
0/5 ButtersĀ
Guinea Pig: The Devilās Experiment (1985)
Guinea Pig: Flowers Of Flesh And Blood (1985)
Iāve never been more conflicted with a movie in my life. This movie is well shot, the acting is amazing, the premise is interesting, there are twists and turns along the way, I never lost interest, and yet this is the most sickening, infuriating film I have ever watched in my life. Itās awful, but I just canāt call it a bad movie.
Most fucked up part: I canāt even pick thereās like 5 that stand out and I donāt even want to repeat them.
I have reviewed thisĀ
4/5 Butters
I actually love this movie. Itās the story of a teenage girl with teethā¦in her vaginaā¦.and they bite down whenever something goes in there without her consent. I feel like us women should evolve to that at some point.
Most fucked up part: Lots of severed dick. Lots.Ā
I still need to review this
3.5/5 Butters
The Girl Next Door (2007)*
A lot of people have been telling me to watch āThe Girl Next Doorā because itās āSo much more disturbing than *insert any movie on this list*, but Iāve seen it, and I disagree. Donāt get me wrong, the movie is horribly disturbing, but compared to some of its gorierĀ brethren, itās prettyĀ tame. Itās the concept that fucks you up as opposed to actually showing blood and gore.
Most fucked up part: Implied blowtorch to the vagina
I still need to review this
2.5/5 Butters
A satirical foreign film about a father who keeps his family inside for their entire lives. He keeps them under the impression that outside is horrible and evil, and that they can never leave (think Tangled, but with a fuckton of incest.)
Most fucked up part: A girl bashes one of her teeth out with a handweight (if I remember correctly)
I still need to review this
2.5/5 Butters
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006)
Melancholie der Engel (2009)
This movie fucked me UP. I couldnāt sleep for days after watching it. I mean I knew it wasnāt a great movie, but about 2/3 of the way through this movie goes from laughably bad to straight up terrifying in 0.1 seconds. Of course, the YMS review cured my fear of it almost entirely, but the concept of what happened in the movie is still absolutely horrifying.
The most fucked up part: Probably when a girl gets buried alive in a plastic barrelā¦.along with the corpse of her best friend.
I have reviewed this.
2.5/5 Butters
This is one of my favorite horror movies of all time. What sets it apart from the others is the complete lack of blood and guts, and the fact that the villains break every single classic horror movie rule. It also explores the idea that we have become desensitized through the media. Also the main villain is scary as FUCK (in the Dutch version, although heās fairly horrifying in the American remake as well.) Whatās nice is that the American version is frame-by-frame the exact same movie, so you can watch either version and still get the full effect. No movie has ever made me lock my doors quite so quickly.
Most Fucked Up Part: I mean itās kind of a spoiler but they kill the dog and then make the mom find it by playing "hotā and ācold.ā Some other fucked up shit happens but I donāt wanna ruin it for you guys because itās that good.Ā
I still need to review this.Ā
5/5 Butters
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Itās not even really a horror movie at all, but itās one of my favorite movies of all time. It explores several types of addiction- drugs, love, food- and what they can make people do. If youāve ever considered trying herion, watch Requiem For A Dream and I can almost guarantee you youāll change your mind.
Most Fucked Up Part: Jared Letoās gross elbow infection.Ā
I have reviewed this.
5/5 Butters
Philosophy of a Knife (2008)
The Green Elephant (1999)
Pretty good if you donāt mind a little gore. Itās about a driven medical student who takes up doing body modification to pay her way through school. Then, when sheās date raped by her professor, she gets some pretty sick revenge and becomes one of the best body mod artists in her area. Girl power! (I think)
The Most Fucked Up Part: I mean thereās a dude with no arms and legs hanging from a meathook at one point. Girl Power!
3.5/5 Butters
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
Subconscious Cruelty (1999)
Where the Dead go to Die (2012)
A collaboration of 6 (I think) different directors put together 6 short films lazily strung together with some plot about a haunted movie theatre. Itās not really fair to judge the movie based on the ātheatreā concept seeing as the theatre only exists to get the next short film rolling.
Iāll give you a hint: The first one is stupid, the second one is okay, the third one is disturbing as fuck, the fourth one is so fucking boring, the fifth one tries too hard to be ādeepā and āartisticā and the sixth one is disgusting but the main chickās nose is a fucking work of art and I need to know who her plastic surgeon is.
The most fucked up parts:
Short Film 1= A woman covered in frog slime
Short Film 2= Just lots of blood.Ā
Short Film 3= Lots of severed dick. Again.Ā
Short Film 4= A guy kills a deer whoās already dying
Short Film 5= Fetus juice in your eye canāt feel good
Short Film 6= Cannibalism and vomit.Ā
I have reviewed this.
2/5 Butters
The Skin I Live In (2011)
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)
This movie is good as fuck and makes you cringe a shitload even though theres barely any blood, and the thing about Ellen Page is that I love Ellen Page
The most fucked up part: Homeboy gets castrated.
5/5 Butters
The Life And Death of a Porno Gang (2009)
The Skin I Live In (2011)
It was so fucking British. This is what I basically got from it
Dude 1: nkaihhipgagigsnwhrn pip pip soirgioegiogrs cheerio opsiphgihg0ihgbbigeĀ
Dude 2: oieudnfkjsngwinpnpno loo hiosi0heobnespnsphig ello govna
*they kill a guy*
I was probably just high but I legitimately couldnāt understand a fucking word that was being said. Sorry.
Also itās not even a horror movie so what the fuck?
The most fucked up part: Idk a guy gets his head bashed in with a hammer.
1/5 Butters
The Seasoning House (2012)
Deadman Wonderland (2011)
If thereās any I need to add, feel free to let me know.
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