#Lesbro

22 year old queer woman studying Psychology with emphasis in Behavior Analysis. Your friendly neighborhood bartender.

[mulderscully]

[pizzaandaliens]

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[jellyfishjammin]

I read this as the other way around for a sec && was like “yes i would please like 2 tucc him in”

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

me: *has A Single Emotion*

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[yindivision]

“Human relationships are strange. I mean, you are with one person a while, eating and sleeping and living with them, loving them, talking to them, going places together, and then it stops”

— Charles Bukowski (via a-merican-psycho)

[officialqueer]

So has anyone else seen this behind the scenes pic from when John Mulaney cameod on SNL??

(Also, apparently, he had to rent that costume and that just makes this 150% better).

[i-deduce-skeletons-deactivated2]

“I need your twinkiest costume. No the pants need to be shiny. And a tie. Something that says “Eat ass suck a dick and sell drugs””

[kylostantrums]

the replies on this post are golden

[outofcontextjohnmulaneyquotes]

If you’ve been nervous your entire life, you should ask your doctor about Xanax. Because if you lie to him he will stick his finger in your ass.

[shaxaphone]

I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas

[svdcore]

Sometimes I cry and cry for no reason at all, and then I don’t feel anything.

[sotick]

“Men go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire.”

— Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code (via coral)

[squalos-vois]

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

[schwerdistheword-deactivated201]

I mean What’s the demon look like

[wlwellbutrin]

kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth

[igotanewblog]

I want to send good vibes out there to all who’re starting new medicines. It can be a difficult and scary time. I hope your medicine does what it’s supposed to, and the side effects are manageable (if they exist).

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

when i catch my cat eating plastic

[rachnera-official-deactivated20]

what the fuck

[rachnera-official-deactivated20]

They removed the fucking sfw/nsfw toggle

Fuck this website

[cisnowflake]

This is a Christian website now.

[jortsbutch]

[kaleidoscopekiller]

[satanstrousers]

Thanks mom.

[understands]

[understands]