I read this as the other way around for a sec && was like “yes i would please like 2 tucc him in”
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I read this as the other way around for a sec && was like “yes i would please like 2 tucc him in”
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“Human relationships are strange. I mean, you are with one person a while, eating and sleeping and living with them, loving them, talking to them, going places together, and then it stops”
— Charles Bukowski (via a-merican-psycho)
So has anyone else seen this behind the scenes pic from when John Mulaney cameod on SNL??
(Also, apparently, he had to rent that costume and that just makes this 150% better).
“I need your twinkiest costume. No the pants need to be shiny. And a tie. Something that says “Eat ass suck a dick and sell drugs””
the replies on this post are golden
If you’ve been nervous your entire life, you should ask your doctor about Xanax. Because if you lie to him he will stick his finger in your ass.
I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas
Sometimes I cry and cry for no reason at all, and then I don’t feel anything.
“Men go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire.”
— Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code (via coral)
imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass
I mean What’s the demon look like
kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth
I want to send good vibes out there to all who’re starting new medicines. It can be a difficult and scary time. I hope your medicine does what it’s supposed to, and the side effects are manageable (if they exist).
when i catch my cat eating plastic
what the fuck
They removed the fucking sfw/nsfw toggle
Fuck this website
This is a Christian website now.
Thanks mom.