Mallow

Mal - 30s - (any pronouns)

[marshalmallow]

came here to check a couple of things and this is what i saw on loading. fantastic work as always

[marshalmallow]

breaching containment to say that if you got some crypto scam messages from me on discord, apologies, and it's been dealt with

[nadhie]

he's streaming; tip?

[nadhie]

@luminant-lepidoptera ask and you shall receive

[quoththemaiden]

[marshalmallow]

Well tumblr doesn't work over my vpn anymore so.

Sayonara you weeaboo shits

[werewolf-girlfriend]

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

[gomjabbar]

every time adobe does some bullshit with their software you get motherfuckers going "now's a good time to remind everyone TintonProClips is completely free and has all the same features as After Effects" and you look it up and it's linux-only and the ui is in yucatec maya

[videosfromigreels]

mr_sakred

[thwrangis]

the littlest het slop

[memorycycle]

we need to put a watergun on a satellite that shoots the earth in one spot forever and jt makes a stalagmite that reaches all the way into space and that will push earths center of rotation closer to itss surface so we start swinging around crazy as fuck and start colliding with other planets and fucking everything up just like the most confusing thing possible for any alien observing us to see

[cryptotheism]

Proved impossible by Jesuit priest Athanasius Kircher: it would unbalance the music of the freaking spheres

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[honeyxviii]

*puts you in the bitcrusher*

[acetaminophriends]

[grilledfiish]

My edgy ass dog

[mmocc123]

[doubleca5t]

Umamusume is an extremely funny series to introduce to someone because not only is the core premise absurd (gijinkas of famous Japanese racehorses who run races that mirror the careers of the horses they're based on while also being idols), but it feels like every other writing and worldbuilding decision is somehow even more absurd than the last

[doubleca5t]

The series takes place at what is ostensibly a high school but the umas have careers that occur years if not decades apart. The umas do not age, no one appears to ever leave Tracen Academy if they don't want to and there is no satisfying explanation for how this works

Despite, again, all of then ostensibly being in high school, some umas act like grown adults who pay taxes and others act like they're no more than 8 years old

Canonically, no one gambles on the uma races.

The creators had to patch some of the story dialogue because they accidentally created a timeline where the modern day Republic of Ireland has a monarchy

Super Creek wants you to do age regression with her because she likes playing mommy

Admire Vega had a twin sister who was aborted in the womb and said dead fetus is now a literal ghost that actively haunts her

Matikanefukukitaru also has a dead sister and she isn't being haunted but she does have religious psychosis

The creators get permission from the owners of all the horses before putting them in the game. The owner of Daiwa Scarlet allegedly approved her inclusion in the game on the one condition that she be given bigger boobs than her main rival, Vodka

Vodka drinks tea from a flask

Agnes Digital writes erotic friend fiction of the other umas

Streets have dedicated uma lanes

The Statue of Liberty is an umamusume

Long phone

[smallmariofindings]

Exclusive 2001 Super Smash Bros. Melee lunch box, awarded to 1000 people who completed the Japan Railways stamp rally for that year (requiring visiting all participating stations and obtaining a stamp for a stamp book at each).

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[byjove]

Popeye is my favorite Robert Altman movie. Is it the best Robert Altman movie? Fuck noooo. But it’s my favorite. Awesome set, favorite Shelley Duvall role, great Harry Nilsson soundtrack, extremely fun costuming, everything went off the fucking rails during production and it shows. The studio literally cut him off like a drunk at a bar, they were like “No more. GO HOME.” pacing is mad fucked, whole crew was (allegedly) on cocaine while filming, extremely fun movie.

[byjove]

I think it’s funny that the movie goes off the rails exactly like the production did. They lost the plot. Literally.

[marshalmallow]

Huge fan of this in pokopia

"hi ditto, great job terraforming the land and bringing meaning back to my life. I owe you a great deal.

Here are 3 sticks from the ground"