[whitepeopletwitter]

[ostolero]

the only joy of new memes is seeing the corporate brands trying to adapt them 

[ostolero]

yankee candle here with the big wick energy

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

England as a country has small dick energy

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

[tonysaintborgi]

i fucking hate this because it’s right

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

[iantojack]

im losing it

[hearthkeeperr]

cinematic parallels

[turbro]

[Eating probiotic yogurt while on an antibiotic] FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[memethiefsteve]

[heartbeatemoji]

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

[alurdunfinn]

I’m laughing entirely out of fear

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

“Won’t” is the boldest fucking contraction like it really Did That. Just went for it, no shame.

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

Will Not took one look at Don’t and thought yeah baby need me some of that

[snowflakeeel]

This is literally the best submission i’ve ever gotten

[chadmojito]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.

Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye

[crissle]

gussy

[homoz]

[homoz]

[soviettart]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

RIP (reeses in pieces)

[toomuchtori]

RIP (Rugrats In Paris)

[eva-420]

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

[eva-420]

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

[frogmp3]

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

[lioness--hart]

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

[thelauraborealis]

Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness