5th Grade Class President

A peachy keen, pleased as punch, well-to-do. 18+

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[anverdenuru]

And every summer I get reminded that we have only a single choice if we want to survive

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[shetheyslain]

Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence

[shetheyslain]

Making my tits a linkedin account

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[aspiringbelle]

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

[the-haiku-bot]

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rexim-djm]

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

why did he say this

[skluug]

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

[supergameboytwo]

IT IS LITERALLY MONDAY

[maskeraith]

happy we’re just normal men wednesday monday

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[we-willbe-thin]

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

[cassiesinsanity]

Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)

[mea-laetitia]

im sobbing omg

[noodles-07]

Please do build a frog its very nice

[yarnaddiction]

This was my first build a frog experience! And IT WAS SO LOVELY!

[the-haiku-bot]

This was my first build

a frog experience! And

IT WAS SO LOVELY!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sandmandaddy69]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[the-haiku-bot]

I will reblog this

every goddamn time I

find it on my dash

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[glynnisi]

I didn’t know that the Margarita Man in Jurassic World was Jimmy Buffett!  How did I not know this? This is my new fave cameo ever.

[kragehund-est]

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

[moreliketearsofpain]

[nottherealcralos]

Who even likes men in this economy????

[beemovieerotica]

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[hollowboobtheory]

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

[hollowboobtheory]

everyone shut up except this person

[oneheadtoanother]

[noahnomore]