the otter realm

Mexico | 30 | she/her - Feel free to send me an ask if you want to add me on skype/discord or ask me anything. I track the tag #yisusfishus

[ohitslen]

Kiss gun!

Based on this tweet!

[innovation-daughter]

[tolerateit]

2021 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2022 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2023 is the year I finally get my shit together

[eugenephosgene-deactivated20230]

op is more dedicated to update this post than op is in getting shit done and it shows

[tolerateit]

[bronwynn]

[ja-khajay]

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

[ja-khajay]

yeah

[theotherwesley]

this is my favorite painting full stop

[adulthoodisokay]

that “babylonian twink” is King David

[lunoki]

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

[rhysintherain]

“that Babylonian twink is king David”

I laughed so hard I nearly choked, but the description is spot on

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

bonus points if someone comes in and interrupts you and you have to start all over.

[notaboyscout]

[jlaction]

[maramahan]

Literally THE most useful thing you can learn as a writer is how to pitch a story

A good pitch can turn strangers into readers—who might then become fans

[incandescent-creativity]

Allow me!

Five Elements of a Good Novel Pitch

Common Problems in Pitches (ie what to avoid)

How to Pitch Your Novel in Under a Minute (there’s even more links at the end of this one, too!)

[serfuzzypushover]

Trying

[warplanerubdown]

[drtanner]

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

[talkdrarrytome]

[transformativeworks]

: )

[databent]

gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ﾌﾞｫﾝ but with a situationally relevant emoji

for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🐸ﾌﾞｫﾝ

[halfwit]

Can you make him throw this 🍍

[databent]

as you wish

(っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍍ﾌﾞｫﾝ

[halfwit]

Great! Now can you catch something for me?

[databent]

yeah ok

(っ’-‘)っ

[halfwit]

Here you go!

💖

[databent]

(っ;-;)っ💖=͟͟͞͞

[ichbinreh]

(っ💖)っ  ah.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[infinitesimal-braincells]

This better be in the history textbooks in 30 years

I fully expect a page with a black and white screenshot of this with some exam question like “describe how this image links to the covid-19 pandemic of 2020”

[generalgemini-booknerd]

This one might be my new favorite.

[celmiu]

2/5 pikachu’s day!

[somelameguy]

Very odd choice in friendship text this generation.

[bettaesthetic]

I love this cat. Like, I love him, but also, he’s stupid.

[jmw327-deactivated20200827]