Ylw's Own Animal Handler

Just an animal handler workin' for YLW

[ylw-animal-handler]

Oh, hey there pup,

I'm Astor, heard people are makin' these now so uh, I will too. Apparently people have questions and stuff for me so, here we go.

WOW, okay mod text has to be in a diferent color this time. Long story short I wanted another blog and also one of my friends keeps drawing art of this OC and they drew a yellow one so naturally I had to create this blog.

Here is their thing

:3 Some rulez:

-Send any asks you wish (this includes magic anons) as long as they're not :

a) Explicitly sexual

b) Super weird

c) Impossible to answer

-Feel free to vent or ask for comfort all that is completely fine with me.

-Mod is @goblinick

-Go check out my other tf2 blogs if you like this one :3

-All mod text will be done in red

-This blog is for roleplay purposes and not at all serious so don't take anything personally and just have fun

[ylw-animal-handler]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Terrible, thanks for asking. The job sucks, the workplace is full of incompetent idiots and I can never get anything done because people keep bothering me!

0/10. Fuck off

[ylw-animal-handler]

Hello, Mr. Astor! May I ask you to kiss your favourite person? I know it's weird asking you that, and especially since you're always so irritated, but I wanna know if a person like you have a favourite person!

(Doesn't have to be, like, a lip-kiss, it could be any type of kiss you prefer!)

--Kay, The A.N Office

@news-spreading-anon

(Gonna be honest... this has been in my inbox since forever. I was waiting on a friend @iaminyourbones to make a blog for the oc Astor would canonically have a crush on but they never made the blog sooo)

*he sighs deeply and thinks for a moment*

Yes I do have a favourite person. They're the one person that dosnt make me want to ram 9 inch nails into my skull.

No I will not be kissing them though. That's inappropriate in the workplace.

[ylw-animal-handler]

Hamburbur

[ylw-animal-handler]

hug?

*sigh*

Why? Why me? Ask anyone else. I have work to do

[ylw-animal-handler]

The fuck you looking at?

[ylw-animal-handler]

PISS ANIMAL HANDLER

*sigh*

Great... another nickname.

[ylw-animal-handler]

Do you have that bad of an eye sight? Also, favorite animal to take care of

*takes your glasses and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

Yes my eyesight is quite bad.

Favourite animal? I think dogs are the least annoying to train so probably those..

Give them back asshole!

[ylw-animal-handler]

... please just go away. I have work to do.

[ylw-animal-handler]

got any grapes? :3

...No. No I do not.

[aramossy]

My ask boxes are super dead bro.. :'(

These are my accounts if you wanna send asks

@red-animal-handler = my tf2 oc

@ylw-animal-handler = my ylw tf2 oc

@grn-animal-handler = my grn tf2 oc

@white-team-scout = my white scout oc

And ofc you can send asks to this account too if you wish.

:)

(Please im really bored all the time)

[aramossy]

@blu-animal-handler =Jasper blu animal handler oc

@the-undertaker-tf2 = son of merasmus. Skilled wizard merc

[ylw-animal-handler]

Hi ther- OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY!? Geezus, what happened!?

I-I was just passing by until I heard screaming

@operator-on-ylw

*he looks up at them blood dripping from his mouth and a large deep scratch on his face*

DOES IT FUCKING LOOK LIKE IM OKAY??

*he takes a few more shaky breaths and looks at the operator*

WELL DONT JUST FUCKING STAND THERE, HELP GODDAMN IT!!

[operator-on-ylw]

Oh geez, oh geez... Uhhhhhhh

Here! Take this and get in the train!

*throws him a medkit that she usually carries and quickly dials up Medic*

Hello!? Doc, we got a problem!!

[ylw-animal-handler]

*He takes the medkit and hops into the train with a lot of pain. As the operator dials medic he starts to use the medkit*

FUCK!! CAN WE SPEED THIS UP IM IN A LOT OF PAIN HERE!!!

[operator-on-ylw]

I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN, OKAY!? I CAN'T JUST VIOLATE THE RULES!

*Illia cracked up the speed and tries to navigate the train as best as she could in order not to crash*

[ylw-animal-handler]

SHIT... !!

*blood is spilling all over the seats of the train as Astor tries to stuff the wound with a bandage*

[operator-on-ylw]

DON'T FUCKING DIE ON ME!! I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER DEAD PERSON HERE!

*she just suddenly remembered that in the previous month of moving the mercs to their new location, Medic had left his quick fix here*

OH GOD, WHERE IS IT!? Just hold in, okay?!

*she pulls a lever and stops the train the middle of the tracks*

[ylw-animal-handler]

*he groans at the sudden stop as it jolts him forward*

SHIT! CAN YOU GET ANY ROUGHER WITH THIS THING?!

*he's still tight packing the wound as they search*

IM NOT DYING YET ILLIA, NOT YET.

[operator-on-ylw]

*she quickly turns on the quick fix and the beam immediately attach itself to Astor* Okay, there we go.. I think I'm operating this thing right.

[ylw-animal-handler]

*he immediately feels a bit of relief and pulls his hand away from his side to assess the damage and see how much blood he's lost. His stands are shaky as he places then in front of his eyes*

Fuck... I'm supposed to be good at my job...

[operator-on-ylw]

What happened anyways? Why did you have a giant gash across your face?

*Illia watched as the beam slowly close up the wound on his face, smiling at how well she's handling the situation. Raising her leg up, she kicked the lever down and the train starts moving again*

[ylw-animal-handler]

Nothing much, just a mistake with a couple larger animals. Why do you care anyway? Not really your business...

*he moves to get comfier in the beam and sighs at the relief*

Where are you taking me now?

[operator-on-ylw]

Well, I'm just turning the train around to get you back to the base. We did go a bit far away just to get to the mercs' new base (or at least where they are now for some time, maybe a month or two)

[ylw-animal-handler]

Alright, make it quick, I have to get back to work. These animals don't train themselves... though I wish they did

[operator-on-ylw]

Hey, maybe I could help you! I have a pet owl and few lizards around the train if ya haven't notice. Just teach me the ropes and maybe I could lend a hand.

*a small smile appears on her face as she brush a festival strains of hair behind her ear*

Probably gonna have to organize my schedule for that, though.

[ylw-animal-handler]

Are you sure...?

*he considers it for a second but pulls out a photo of his brother from his vest pocket reminding himself of how his own team has failed him*

No. I don't need anyone's assistance so don't bother asking.

*he slumps down and puts his hat over his face*

Let me know when we reach my stop. Don't bother talking to me until we get ther, I won't answer.

[ylw-animal-handler]

Hi ther- OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY!? Geezus, what happened!?

I-I was just passing by until I heard screaming

@operator-on-ylw

*he looks up at them blood dripping from his mouth and a large deep scratch on his face*

DOES IT FUCKING LOOK LIKE IM OKAY??

*he takes a few more shaky breaths and looks at the operator*

WELL DONT JUST FUCKING STAND THERE, HELP GODDAMN IT!!

[operator-on-ylw]

Oh geez, oh geez... Uhhhhhhh

Here! Take this and get in the train!

*throws him a medkit that she usually carries and quickly dials up Medic*

Hello!? Doc, we got a problem!!

[ylw-animal-handler]

*He takes the medkit and hops into the train with a lot of pain. As the operator dials medic he starts to use the medkit*

FUCK!! CAN WE SPEED THIS UP IM IN A LOT OF PAIN HERE!!!

[operator-on-ylw]

I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN, OKAY!? I CAN'T JUST VIOLATE THE RULES!

*Illia cracked up the speed and tries to navigate the train as best as she could in order not to crash*

[ylw-animal-handler]

SHIT... !!

*blood is spilling all over the seats of the train as Astor tries to stuff the wound with a bandage*

[operator-on-ylw]

DON'T FUCKING DIE ON ME!! I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER DEAD PERSON HERE!

*she just suddenly remembered that in the previous month of moving the mercs to their new location, Medic had left his quick fix here*

OH GOD, WHERE IS IT!? Just hold in, okay?!

*she pulls a lever and stops the train the middle of the tracks*

[ylw-animal-handler]

*he groans at the sudden stop as it jolts him forward*

SHIT! CAN YOU GET ANY ROUGHER WITH THIS THING?!

*he's still tight packing the wound as they search*

IM NOT DYING YET ILLIA, NOT YET.

[operator-on-ylw]

*she quickly turns on the quick fix and the beam immediately attach itself to Astor* Okay, there we go.. I think I'm operating this thing right.

[ylw-animal-handler]

*he immediately feels a bit of relief and pulls his hand away from his side to assess the damage and see how much blood he's lost. His stands are shaky as he places then in front of his eyes*

Fuck... I'm supposed to be good at my job...

[operator-on-ylw]

What happened anyways? Why did you have a giant gash across your face?

*Illia watched as the beam slowly close up the wound on his face, smiling at how well she's handling the situation. Raising her leg up, she kicked the lever down and the train starts moving again*

[ylw-animal-handler]

Nothing much, just a mistake with a couple larger animals. Why do you care anyway? Not really your business...

*he moves to get comfier in the beam and sighs at the relief*

Where are you taking me now?

[operator-on-ylw]

Well, I'm just turning the train around to get you back to the base. We did go a bit far away just to get to the mercs' new base (or at least where they are now for some time, maybe a month or two)

[ylw-animal-handler]

Alright, make it quick, I have to get back to work. These animals don't train themselves... though I wish they did

[ylw-animal-handler]

Hi ther- OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY!? Geezus, what happened!?

I-I was just passing by until I heard screaming

@operator-on-ylw

*he looks up at them blood dripping from his mouth and a large deep scratch on his face*

DOES IT FUCKING LOOK LIKE IM OKAY??

*he takes a few more shaky breaths and looks at the operator*

WELL DONT JUST FUCKING STAND THERE, HELP GODDAMN IT!!

[operator-on-ylw]

Oh geez, oh geez... Uhhhhhhh

Here! Take this and get in the train!

*throws him a medkit that she usually carries and quickly dials up Medic*

Hello!? Doc, we got a problem!!

[ylw-animal-handler]

*He takes the medkit and hops into the train with a lot of pain. As the operator dials medic he starts to use the medkit*

FUCK!! CAN WE SPEED THIS UP IM IN A LOT OF PAIN HERE!!!

[operator-on-ylw]

I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN, OKAY!? I CAN'T JUST VIOLATE THE RULES!

*Illia cracked up the speed and tries to navigate the train as best as she could in order not to crash*

[ylw-animal-handler]

SHIT... !!

*blood is spilling all over the seats of the train as Astor tries to stuff the wound with a bandage*

[operator-on-ylw]

DON'T FUCKING DIE ON ME!! I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER DEAD PERSON HERE!

*she just suddenly remembered that in the previous month of moving the mercs to their new location, Medic had left his quick fix here*

OH GOD, WHERE IS IT!? Just hold in, okay?!

*she pulls a lever and stops the train the middle of the tracks*

[ylw-animal-handler]

*he groans at the sudden stop as it jolts him forward*

SHIT! CAN YOU GET ANY ROUGHER WITH THIS THING?!

*he's still tight packing the wound as they search*

IM NOT DYING YET ILLIA, NOT YET.

[operator-on-ylw]

*she quickly turns on the quick fix and the beam immediately attach itself to Astor* Okay, there we go.. I think I'm operating this thing right.

[ylw-animal-handler]

*he immediately feels a bit of relief and pulls his hand away from his side to assess the damage and see how much blood he's lost. His stands are shaky as he places then in front of his eyes*

Fuck... I'm supposed to be good at my job...

[operator-on-ylw]

What happened anyways? Why did you have a giant gash across your face?

*Illia watched as the beam slowly close up the wound on his face, smiling at how well she's handling the situation. Raising her leg up, she kicked the lever down and the train starts moving again*

[ylw-animal-handler]

Nothing much, just a mistake with a couple larger animals. Why do you care anyway? Not really your business...

*he moves to get comfier in the beam and sighs at the relief*

Where are you taking me now?

[ylw-animal-handler]

Hi ther- OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY!? Geezus, what happened!?

I-I was just passing by until I heard screaming

@operator-on-ylw

*he looks up at them blood dripping from his mouth and a large deep scratch on his face*

DOES IT FUCKING LOOK LIKE IM OKAY??

*he takes a few more shaky breaths and looks at the operator*

WELL DONT JUST FUCKING STAND THERE, HELP GODDAMN IT!!

[operator-on-ylw]

Oh geez, oh geez... Uhhhhhhh

Here! Take this and get in the train!

*throws him a medkit that she usually carries and quickly dials up Medic*

Hello!? Doc, we got a problem!!

[ylw-animal-handler]

*He takes the medkit and hops into the train with a lot of pain. As the operator dials medic he starts to use the medkit*

FUCK!! CAN WE SPEED THIS UP IM IN A LOT OF PAIN HERE!!!

[operator-on-ylw]

I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN, OKAY!? I CAN'T JUST VIOLATE THE RULES!

*Illia cracked up the speed and tries to navigate the train as best as she could in order not to crash*

[ylw-animal-handler]

SHIT... !!

*blood is spilling all over the seats of the train as Astor tries to stuff the wound with a bandage*

[operator-on-ylw]

DON'T FUCKING DIE ON ME!! I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER DEAD PERSON HERE!

*she just suddenly remembered that in the previous month of moving the mercs to their new location, Medic had left his quick fix here*

OH GOD, WHERE IS IT!? Just hold in, okay?!

*she pulls a lever and stops the train the middle of the tracks*

[ylw-animal-handler]

*he groans at the sudden stop as it jolts him forward*

SHIT! CAN YOU GET ANY ROUGHER WITH THIS THING?!

*he's still tight packing the wound as they search*

IM NOT DYING YET ILLIA, NOT YET.

[operator-on-ylw]

*she quickly turns on the quick fix and the beam immediately attach itself to Astor* Okay, there we go.. I think I'm operating this thing right.

[ylw-animal-handler]

*he immediately feels a bit of relief and pulls his hand away from his side to assess the damage and see how much blood he's lost. His stands are shaky as he places then in front of his eyes*

Fuck... I'm supposed to be good at my job...

[ylw-animal-handler]

Hi ther- OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY!? Geezus, what happened!?

I-I was just passing by until I heard screaming

@operator-on-ylw

*he looks up at them blood dripping from his mouth and a large deep scratch on his face*

DOES IT FUCKING LOOK LIKE IM OKAY??

*he takes a few more shaky breaths and looks at the operator*

WELL DONT JUST FUCKING STAND THERE, HELP GODDAMN IT!!

[operator-on-ylw]

Oh geez, oh geez... Uhhhhhhh

Here! Take this and get in the train!

*throws him a medkit that she usually carries and quickly dials up Medic*

Hello!? Doc, we got a problem!!

[ylw-animal-handler]

*He takes the medkit and hops into the train with a lot of pain. As the operator dials medic he starts to use the medkit*

FUCK!! CAN WE SPEED THIS UP IM IN A LOT OF PAIN HERE!!!

[operator-on-ylw]

I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN, OKAY!? I CAN'T JUST VIOLATE THE RULES!

*Illia cracked up the speed and tries to navigate the train as best as she could in order not to crash*

[ylw-animal-handler]

SHIT... !!

*blood is spilling all over the seats of the train as Astor tries to stuff the wound with a bandage*

[operator-on-ylw]

DON'T FUCKING DIE ON ME!! I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER DEAD PERSON HERE!

*she just suddenly remembered that in the previous month of moving the mercs to their new location, Medic had left his quick fix here*

OH GOD, WHERE IS IT!? Just hold in, okay?!

*she pulls a lever and stops the train the middle of the tracks*

[ylw-animal-handler]

*he groans at the sudden stop as it jolts him forward*

SHIT! CAN YOU GET ANY ROUGHER WITH THIS THING?!

*he's still tight packing the wound as they search*

IM NOT DYING YET ILLIA, NOT YET.

[ylw-nurse-is-hiding]

*sigh*

As much as I hate leaving my job I need some assistance.

*he walks in panting and holding his side where a massive gash is visible. He is quite clearly bleeding out. The wound looks to be from a larger animal like a bear or tiger*

@ylw-animal-handler

[Ryker coos mockingly as he sees the injury. He pats one of the surgery beds as he turns to grab the necessary supplies he'd need] Had a small run-in with the animals I see, heh. I thought you were a professional?

[ylw-animal-handler]

Is now really the time to mock me...? I swear the animals here are crazy... I'm this close to quitting this shitshow of a team.

*Astor groans in pain as he sits himself on the surgery bed still applying a lot of pressure to the wound to ensure he dosn't bleed out*