"Um mama, I'm Y/N..."
[ Y/N mutters quietly, looking straight at ā , their blue orbs glistening in the sunlight, uhhuh uhhuh. ]
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Jules of Nature

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@yn-presley
"Um mama, I'm Y/N..."
[ Y/N mutters quietly, looking straight at ā , their blue orbs glistening in the sunlight, uhhuh uhhuh. ]
Hohoho Mama, its time for Secret Santa
Generate a number between 1 and 227, then check which elvis has that number in @elvis-resercher-official's list.
You can get as many or as few as you would like and Non-Elvii are welcome!
On Christmas, send your Secret Elvis a present in the form of an image. A hypothetical present!
HOHOHO Happy Hummina Hummina Holidays!
Use our Random Number Generator to generate random numbers between 1 - 227
š¬ 10Ā Ā š 78Ā Ā ā¤ļø 319Ā Ā·Ā Woah science, the Elvis population on tumblr.com has officially surpassed 50 Elvii, so it is nesesary in my scientific
"Um Mama, I wonder who I'll get!"
Y/N and CEO, but they're actually a wholesome couple!
Collecting these rn
"Um Mama, people are making videos of me?.. I- I'm honored!!"
[ Y/N squeals, twirling around in place ]
hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
peace and love on planet earth
Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?
Mothwoman Elvis
Phannie Elvis
Hummina hummina
@mothwomanelvis
@phannie-elvis
Phwoah dads, celebrate the new phan confirmation by voting in this poll, phummina phummina! And donāt forget to watch my very sexy video *sexy end screen dance*
Woah Queen, I feel that I'm at a disadvantage. Somebody needs to reveal themselves as having secretly been a princess for over a decade uh-huh
"Um Mama, I- I was secretly a princess for over a decade, hummina hummina!!"
I thought I'd get tired of all the Elvis blogs but I just love them more and more every time I see a new one
"Um Mama, we're multiplying endlessly!"
Woaheth Y/N! I joinedest a cool club thee might knoweth about!!
Thou were evilest right?
( @rouxls-presley )
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[ Y/N is... Slightly embarrassed by his past. ]
"Um Rouxls, you...
Yeah. Yeah I know about it... Uhhuh uhhuh..."
"Um Mama, I had to check
Good amount! It's me/me!!"
Woaheth Mother,
Art thou interested???
"Um Mama, worst airball of the century.
It surprises me that Elvis has more! Maybe you're just REALLY unlikable!!"
Woaheth Mother, when did'st thou get so RUDE...
"Um Mama, I think sometime in between the evil arc and my inner monologue(s) pissing me off."
Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?
y/n Presley
BBLvis
Hummina hummina
@yn-presley
@bblvis
"Um Mama, it's me!! Woah!!!"
"Um Mama, I had to check
Good amount! It's me/me!!"
Woaheth Mother,
Art thou interested???
"Um Mama, worst airball of the century.
It surprises me that Elvis has more! Maybe you're just REALLY unlikable!!"
Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?
Phannie Elvis
Teto Elvis
Hummina hummina
@phannie-elvis
@teto-presley
"Ough Mama, this is difficult..."
[ Y/N is very conflicted. That video was amazing, but its also Teto on the opposing side... ]
"Um Mama, I had to check
Good amount! It's me/me!!"
back from my rigorous self reflection session in the mountains uhuhuh
Iāve decided to un-evil myself
I will be changing my user to ākind and friendly Elvisā and I will stop littering
this is you if you start drinking water
woah mama fuck you Iāve changed my mind
"Um Mama, we were so close."
I know we are all used to hear bad news from the USA or UK when it comes to trans rights but this time Germany wants to play in the same league.
Our idiots at home ministry came up with the fucking idea to start a register for all transgender and nonbinary people which would mean every person working at some public position could always at any given time see your assigned gender at birth, your deadname, your address and who knows what else.
We had been there in the past. Hitler Germany called it the "Travestite Law" back then. Our politicians didn't learn.
We all know this is unacceptable.
Please, if you are German, sign it. If you are not, spread it wide and far.
This had been stopped once a few years ago. It needs to be stopped again.
Hallo, ich bin Penelope Alva Frank, Transfrau, queerfeministische Aktivistin und Gründerin der queerfeministischen Bewegung Queermany. Ich w
@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass and @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can are you guys allowed to sign this?
Just to give everyone some context
This isn't some small thing. This is real and big, and it really might change something. We're already at 150 000. The next goal is 200 000. This is really possible.
elviiā spread the word! (do NOT look under the cut, for your own sanity)
@artistelvispresley @gay-elvis @pr1ntsly-c0gvis-offical @elvistigative-press-official @union-elvis @lorvis-offical @frog-elvis @elvis-but-morbius @godzilla-elvis @elvis-topala @teto-presley @brainrot-elvis @bigfoot-elvis-official @jelvis-presley @princess-elvis @bblvis @jeselvis-christ @amishpresley @elvonda-odysley @justelvis @elvis-popeley @elvisnasir @ominous-elvis @dead-elvis @stillwakestheelvisofficial @frozenelvisofficial @blahaj-elvis @elvisdeactivated-36746647 @german-elvis @mothwomanelvis @gelvis-presley @snailvis-jr @artistelvispresley @elvissupportgroup @elvis-preston @spider-elvis @elvis-fitzgerald-presedy @morseelvis @cowboy-elvis @cult-leader-presley @gladys-official @absoluteelvis @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis @mario-elvis @elvis-d-presley @elvis-staffley-official @ewvis-officiaw @lurkerelvis @belvis-b-buzzley@yn-presley @elvis-inc-official @country-elvis @wevis-presley @reptilvis @adovis-presley @elvisplier-presley @gamblingaddicted-elvis @wizard-elvis @poll-elvis @hatsunelvis-miku @mahou-presley @elvis-pres-ident-ley @elvis-official-3 @elvis-official-2 @this-elvis-isnt-real @dinosaur-elvis @elvis-georg @elvis-georg-official @elvis-georg-unofficial @elvis-george-official @elvis-george-unofficial @jester-presley @tibielvis-anterior
Um Mama, spread the word!
In the midst of the Officalverse there exists an Elvisverse apparently
"Um Mama, really?"
ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
Woah Queen, what elvii will live in the sitcom with me?
Woaheth Mother, if thoust insisteth, i guess'th i can'st be apart of this "sitcom-est"!!
"Um Mama, what are you planning Rouxls?"