Princess Elvis

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

fictionvssleep

Woah My Princess, Do you like our new wheels?

Woah Queen, Yes yes now get me my groceries

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

Visit Original Link

Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

fictionvssleep

Woah My Princess, Do you like our new wheels?

#elvisverse #back and forth #reblog #woah mama

Woah Queen, Yes yes now get me my groceries

homunculus-argument

Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

lerudan

Isn't it even worse? You don't just pop up there. You get carried there by a Valkyrie.

You're experiencing a gastrointestinal event, and are really not having a good time, and the suddenly, without any logical way to be present there's a Winged Woman in there with you, in Armor, with Weapons and Helmet, who looks like she could take down Sandor Clegane or Geralt of Rivia in the 10 minutes before waking up, just plugs you from your porcelain throne and doesn't even gives you the chance to pull up your pants before carrying you off.

homunculus-argument

Elvis, pantsless, being carried from the mortal realm by a huge gorgeous Brawnhilda valkyrie: oh woah pretty mama where we going

#elvisverse #woah mama #elvis posting #reblog

Woah Queen, a throne you say?

berrycobbler

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

librarylurker

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

periellados

Gold belt from Melos, 4th-3rd century BC

#historical fashion #elvisverse #elvis #reblog

Woah Queen I have got to get myself one of these *graceful hip thrust that shows off my noticeably less intricate belt*

alsophila-grahami

mutuals to sit under this thing with

Woah Queen who will join me under this parachute?

#elvisverse

confirmed-and-contorted

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

charlesoberonn

Turning around to leave only to turn back and lift the visor up for one last remark before slamming it down again.

macbelvis

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day

To the last syllable of recorded "woah mama"

All our yesterdays have lighted Elvii fools

The way to sequins death- leave the building! Brief candle!

Life is but a hip thrusting shadow, a poor The King

That strums his frets his hour upon the stage

And then is heard no more; it is a tale told by a shitposter

Full of Rock n Roll and Orbs

Signifying, nothing.

[MACBELVIS sorrowfully hip-thrusts, alone on an empty stage. Fade to black]

#elvisverse #woah mama #elvis posting

Woah Queen that was magnificent! Bravo!

*throws embroidered handkerchief on stage* *the embroidery says hummina hummina*

ever wonder what happens when you h.otskfs hAFDD

Hh

.ll

I dropped my phone on my foot trying to write this and it posted

I do NOT remember what I was going to say, just the pain in my poor toes

nevermind I've decided the CIA sent a sniper to shoot my phone out of my hands before I revealed their secrets

I'm not going to beg and panic because it's not only out of character, but this has yet to have worked on me. I am curse of 10k immune. Try me

elvis-shrimpley

Hummina hummina I shall mama

#elvisverse #elvis posting

Woah Queen, I'm back from the dead to inflict pain

finnegeanscake

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

Woah Queen that's a great point

#elvisverse #woah mama #i have 2/3 but i dont want another account so someone else needs to balance the economy

Woah Kights our economy is in shambles

finnegeanscake

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

Woah Queen that's a great point

shencomix

@teto-presley is this true?

poll-elvis

Woah Mama, Grand Finals Which Elvis is Sexier?

Phannie Elvis

Princess Elvis

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onNov 8, 2025

@phannie-elvis

@princess-elvis

Oof

daisynixon

I voted for you, Princess Elvis! You're the other mother of my wife @mothwoman-again's child @mothwomanelvis, aren't you? Or am I getting the lore mixed up right now...

Woah Queen yes I am! I'm very proud of how far my daughter came in the competition and greatful I was never against her. We should really make a family tree one of these days.

daisynixon

You should come over for dinner sometime! @mothwoman-again

mothwoman-again

Agreed! I’ll put some applesauce on the grill

#elvisverse #woah mama #back and forth

Woah Queen I love applesauce

poll-elvis

Woah Mama, Grand Finals Which Elvis is Sexier?

Phannie Elvis

Princess Elvis

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onNov 8, 2025

@phannie-elvis

@princess-elvis

Oof

daisynixon

I voted for you, Princess Elvis! You're the other mother of my wife @mothwoman-again's child @mothwomanelvis, aren't you? Or am I getting the lore mixed up right now...