Princess Elvis

The Princess of Rock and Roll

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen I'm a princess

I am locked in a tower.

I was rescued by the-mothman-officially

I do not like being close to the ground

I'm back in my tower

*elvis pose*

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

[lerudan]

Isn't it even worse? You don't just pop up there. You get carried there by a Valkyrie.

You're experiencing a gastrointestinal event, and are really not having a good time, and the suddenly, without any logical way to be present there's a Winged Woman in there with you, in Armor, with Weapons and Helmet, who looks like she could take down Sandor Clegane or Geralt of Rivia in the 10 minutes before waking up, just plugs you from your porcelain throne and doesn't even gives you the chance to pull up your pants before carrying you off.

[homunculus-argument]

Elvis, pantsless, being carried from the mortal realm by a huge gorgeous Brawnhilda valkyrie: oh woah pretty mama where we going

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen, a throne you say?

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[periellados]

Gold belt from Melos, 4th-3rd century BC

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen I have got to get myself one of these *graceful hip thrust that shows off my noticeably less intricate belt*

[alsophila-grahami]

mutuals to sit under this thing with

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen who will join me under this parachute?

[confirmed-and-contorted]

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

[charlesoberonn]

Turning around to leave only to turn back and lift the visor up for one last remark before slamming it down again.

[macbelvis]

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day

To the last syllable of recorded "woah mama"

All our yesterdays have lighted Elvii fools

The way to sequins death- leave the building! Brief candle!

Life is but a hip thrusting shadow, a poor The King

That strums his frets his hour upon the stage

And then is heard no more; it is a tale told by a shitposter

Full of Rock n Roll and Orbs

Signifying, nothing.

[MACBELVIS sorrowfully hip-thrusts, alone on an empty stage. Fade to black]

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen that was magnificent! Bravo!

*throws embroidered handkerchief on stage* *the embroidery says hummina hummina*

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

ever wonder what happens when you h.otskfs hAFDD

Hh

.ll

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I dropped my phone on my foot trying to write this and it posted

I do NOT remember what I was going to say, just the pain in my poor toes

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

nevermind I've decided the CIA sent a sniper to shoot my phone out of my hands before I revealed their secrets

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I'm not going to beg and panic because it's not only out of character, but this has yet to have worked on me. I am curse of 10k immune. Try me

[elvis-shrimpley]

Hummina hummina I shall mama

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen, I'm back from the dead to inflict pain

[finnegeanscake]

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen that's a great point

[elvis-knightley]

Woah Kights our economy is in shambles

[finnegeanscake]

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen that's a great point

[shencomix]

[princess-elvis]

@teto-presley is this true?

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Grand Finals Which Elvis is Sexier?

Phannie Elvis

Princess Elvis

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onNov 8, 2025

@phannie-elvis

@princess-elvis

[princess-elvis]

Oof

[daisynixon]

I voted for you, Princess Elvis! You're the other mother of my wife @mothwoman-again's child @mothwomanelvis, aren't you? Or am I getting the lore mixed up right now...

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen yes I am! I'm very proud of how far my daughter came in the competition and greatful I was never against her. We should really make a family tree one of these days.

[daisynixon]

You should come over for dinner sometime! @mothwoman-again

[mothwoman-again]

Agreed! I’ll put some applesauce on the grill

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen I love applesauce

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Grand Finals Which Elvis is Sexier?

Phannie Elvis

Princess Elvis

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onNov 8, 2025

@phannie-elvis

@princess-elvis

[princess-elvis]

Oof

[daisynixon]

I voted for you, Princess Elvis! You're the other mother of my wife @mothwoman-again's child @mothwomanelvis, aren't you? Or am I getting the lore mixed up right now...

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen yes I am! I'm very proud of how far my daughter came in the competition and greatful I was never against her. We should really make a family tree one of these days.

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Grand Finals Which Elvis is Sexier?

Phannie Elvis

Princess Elvis

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onNov 8, 2025

@phannie-elvis

@princess-elvis

[princess-elvis]

Oof

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Grand Finals Which Elvis is Sexier?

Phannie Elvis

Princess Elvis

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onNov 8, 2025

@phannie-elvis

@princess-elvis

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen, Phannie Elvis was my first friend in the Elvisverse and I wish him the best of luck.

[veryberryskye]

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

[veryberryskye]

just watched the knight that escorted me pick up a maid and twirl her around and carry her back toward the barracks while she giggled and blushed and kicked her legs. fuck my extravagant princess life

[eleventeenratsinaflannelsuit]

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