Woah Queen I'm a princess
I am locked in a tower.
I was rescued by the-mothman-officially
I do not like being close to the ground
I'm back in my tower
*elvis pose*
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@princess-elvis
Woah Queen I'm a princess
I am locked in a tower.
I was rescued by the-mothman-officially
I do not like being close to the ground
I'm back in my tower
*elvis pose*
Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.
Isn't it even worse? You don't just pop up there. You get carried there by a Valkyrie.
You're experiencing a gastrointestinal event, and are really not having a good time, and the suddenly, without any logical way to be present there's a Winged Woman in there with you, in Armor, with Weapons and Helmet, who looks like she could take down Sandor Clegane or Geralt of Rivia in the 10 minutes before waking up, just plugs you from your porcelain throne and doesn't even gives you the chance to pull up your pants before carrying you off.
Elvis, pantsless, being carried from the mortal realm by a huge gorgeous Brawnhilda valkyrie: oh woah pretty mama where we going
Woah Queen, a throne you say?
it's so hardcover ā> we're so paperback
this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered
Gold belt from Melos, 4th-3rd century BC
Woah Queen I have got to get myself one of these *graceful hip thrust that shows off my noticeably less intricate belt*
mutuals to sit under this thing with
Woah Queen who will join me under this parachute?
slamming your knights visor down when youāre finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.
Turning around to leave only to turn back and lift the visor up for one last remark before slamming it down again.
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded "woah mama"
All our yesterdays have lighted Elvii fools
The way to sequins death- leave the building! Brief candle!
Life is but a hip thrusting shadow, a poor The King
That strums his frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more; it is a tale told by a shitposter
Full of Rock n Roll and Orbs
Signifying, nothing.
[MACBELVIS sorrowfully hip-thrusts, alone on an empty stage. Fade to black]
Woah Queen that was magnificent! Bravo!
*throws embroidered handkerchief on stage* *the embroidery says hummina hummina*
ever wonder what happens when you h.otskfs hAFDD
Hh
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I dropped my phone on my foot trying to write this and it posted
I do NOT remember what I was going to say, just the pain in my poor toes
nevermind I've decided the CIA sent a sniper to shoot my phone out of my hands before I revealed their secrets
I'm not going to beg and panic because it's not only out of character, but this has yet to have worked on me. I am curse of 10k immune. Try me
Hummina hummina I shall mama
Woah Queen, I'm back from the dead to inflict pain
Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS
Woah Queen that's a great point
Woah Kights our economy is in shambles
Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS
Woah Queen that's a great point
@teto-presley is this true?
Woah Mama, Grand Finals Which Elvis is Sexier?
Phannie Elvis
Princess Elvis
Hummina hummina
@phannie-elvis
@princess-elvis
I voted for you, Princess Elvis! You're the other mother of my wife @mothwoman-again's child @mothwomanelvis, aren't you? Or am I getting the lore mixed up right now...
Woah Queen yes I am! I'm very proud of how far my daughter came in the competition and greatful I was never against her. We should really make a family tree one of these days.
You should come over for dinner sometime! @mothwoman-again
Agreed! Iāll put some applesauce on the grill
Woah Queen I love applesauce
Woah Mama, Grand Finals Which Elvis is Sexier?
Phannie Elvis
Princess Elvis
Hummina hummina
@phannie-elvis
@princess-elvis
I voted for you, Princess Elvis! You're the other mother of my wife @mothwoman-again's child @mothwomanelvis, aren't you? Or am I getting the lore mixed up right now...
Woah Queen yes I am! I'm very proud of how far my daughter came in the competition and greatful I was never against her. We should really make a family tree one of these days.
Woah Mama, Grand Finals Which Elvis is Sexier?
Phannie Elvis
Princess Elvis
Hummina hummina
@phannie-elvis
@princess-elvis
Woah Mama, Grand Finals Which Elvis is Sexier?
Phannie Elvis
Princess Elvis
Hummina hummina
@phannie-elvis
@princess-elvis
Woah Queen, Phannie Elvis was my first friend in the Elvisverse and I wish him the best of luck.
wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said āoh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour⦠iām all alone and no one even knows iām hereā¦ā and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didnāt catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry
just watched the knight that escorted me pick up a maid and twirl her around and carry her back toward the barracks while she giggled and blushed and kicked her legs. fuck my extravagant princess life
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