Daily occurrences at 221B

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Y/N: We're very creative people

Mycroft: What do you create?

Sherlock: Chaos

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Y/N: Jail is no fun, I will tell you that

John: Oh, you've been?

Y/N: Once, in monopoly

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Sherlock & John: *sitting away from each other on a couch*

Y/N, under their breath: Two bros chilling on a sofa, five feet apart cause they're not gay

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Store worker: Would a Doctor Watson please come to the front desk?

John, arriving at the front desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store worker, pointing at Sherlock & Y/N: I believe they belong to you?

Sherlock & Y/N, simultaneously: We got lost

John: I didn't even bring you guys here with me

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Mycroft: Can we talk about the letter you sent everyone this morning?

Sherlock: It's a critical update

Mycroft: It just says "We're back on our bullshit"

Y/N: The people need to know

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Greg Lestrade supremacy

[ynatbakerstreet]

John: I'm bisexual

Y/N: Water's wet. Sherlock's a smart-ass. Greg is hot

John: What?

Y/N: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things

Lestrade: Wait, did you say I'm hot?

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Y/N: Oh, come on, I didn't drink that much!

John: You flirted with Greg

Y/N: So? He's my boyfriend!

Molly: You asked him if he was single...

Sherlock: And then cried when he said he wasn't

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Lestrade: Why are you smiling?

Y/N: Can't I just be happy?

John: Anderson tripped and fell in the parking lot

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Y/N: From now on, we'll be using codenames. You can address me as eagle one

Y/N: John is 'been there, done that'

Y/N: Sherlock, 'currently doing that'

Y/N: Lestrade, code name, 'it happened once in a dream'

Y/N: Molly is 'if I had to pick a girl'

Y/N: Mycroft, you're... Eagle two

Mycroft: Oh, thank god

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John: I hope you have a good explanation for this

Sherlock: We have three, actually

Y/N: Pick your favourite