Salt Is Real

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[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

[sparrowlucero]

adding to the pile of little colorful dragons i've been drawing lately

(also available on my kofi as adoptables!)

[tankhall]

@expiredidealist mwah

[tankhall]

almost died today

[yo-jes]

Yeah same, the after show general sale started and it was already sold out…

AND THEN The scalpers have all the damn tickets. Hayden I wanna see you at the metro so bad but I’m NOT giving them my fricken money HELP

[wormzandgutz]

Born to be on a death metal cover, forced to be a viking

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

[teathattast]

[cainettles]

I wanna die in this room

[song-for-an-unborn-sun]

[targetedknowledge]

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[alexaloraetheris]

This just wildly reminded me of this one speculation thread I read, possibly a full decade ago, about whether Bugs Bunny would be able to beat Saitama the titular One Punch Man (I forgot the details but I think Bugs Bunny won because his is the genre power of comedy and OPM is more comedy than BB is action so he would prevail on area advantage), and now I just imagining how that same thread would go if it was Miss Piggy.

One Punch Man vs. One Karate-chop Pig

Who would win?

Miss Piggy

One Punch Man

Voting ended onMay 17

Your justifications below please.

[tremblegay]

it’s oingo or be boingo’d on this bitch of an earth

[darkspaceboytoy]

The thing you have to remember when you’re arguing with me is that I’m almost always eating delicious meals. So not only are you arguing with a beautiful woman, she’s eating scrumptious food while you aren’t. Bad position.

[arqueete]

obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

[fizpup]

Get real.

[pastelpolitoed]

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

[fizpup]

This is killing me

[hometoursandotherstuff]