[i-am-a-fish]

if you squish a bug!!!!!!!! im gonna squish!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

[knowwhatimeme]

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[officialunitedstates]

i hate pacman.  stop eating all the dots.  leave some dots for the rest of us you stupid piece of circle

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

haha not to scare anyone but the hell does ‘beyond’ in bed bath and beyond stand for

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

me: whats ‘beyond’?

employee: *snapping my neck* go find out

[dontdoubt]

As a former bed bath and beyond employee, I appreciate this

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

what the hell and fuck are you implying lady

[tropicalhomestead]

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

[flawsinthisworld-deactivated202]

You spelled boiled wrong

[tropicalhomestead]

My apologies:

Anything the government says is boiled

[literallyunbelievable]

[pxr-deactivated20190830]

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

[snoopingasusualisee]

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

[snoopingasusualisee]

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

[thechanelmuse]

And the category is: Outdress every damn body!

Billy Porter at the 91st Annual Academy Awards.

[thechanelmuse]

Glenn Close is LIVING! 

[nys30]

Reblogging just for Glenn!

[the-unpopulartruth]

I don’t know for some reason, (unless you study scripture) but men that wear dresses kinda goes against God’s word.

The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.

Deuteronomy 22:5 KJV

Also I find this shocking that some Christians are saying this is ok???

Aren’t we suppose to rebuke these kind of things?

I say this because I care for you all and love you as a sister in Christ. But is by definition not ok.

[beeaskew-deactivated20191213]

Thank you that someone said this. When I first saw this..I wasn’t really feeling it but I didn’t wanna say anything due to negetivity

[bumbleshark]

shit, we still got sunday schoolers on this site?

[hotvampireadjacent]

they give you internet in the 1300s?

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

“Oh that? That’s where the goths sit”

*camera cuts to all of the alters eating lunch together*

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Alright, make a ranged attack roll

[coolyo294]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

That hits, roll damage

[coolyo294]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Congratulations you’ve killed Jalter

[jimothyandpamela]

[all-things-comedy]

[koirakoirana]

time is hard

[yeezy-nation]

[squidyword]

[biggest-sporkiest-fish]

Worst shoes?

[mars-ipan]

probably flipper heels they look cool, but imagine trying to run

[biggest-sporkiest-fish]

What….? Why….? Flipper heels?!?

[smooththegoofyshark]

Guys, gals, non binary pals: the flipper heel

[daddymcnugget]

why!?

[iraffiruse]