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[yogubog]

hi! i'm opening emergency commissions!

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[yogubog]

*grabs gravity falls, puts it in the bowl*

*grabs bioshock, puts in it the bowl*

*puts the lid on the bowl and starts aggressively shaking it*

[yogubog]

ok so the timeline progression is a bit like this:

ORIGINAL GRAVITY FALLS UNIVERSE (1982)

Ford gets pushed inside the portal + gets dropped in the Nightmare Realm

1992

spent a year (less than a year i think???) in the NR — built portal gun + spends approx. 10 years dimension hopping + [during year 10 — anniversary of him getting pushed inside the portal] dimension portal gun gets damaged during a shootout + Ford gets injured during this shootout — tried using the portal gun one more time and ended up backfiring on him + unstable portal energy created explosion — creates a small wormhole (or maybe a very chaotic rip in time and space) — Ford gets sucked in

BIOSHOCK INFINITE (ALTERNATE DIMENSION) (1912 Columbia)

Ford gets spat out of a portal machine (the Lutece Device) — finds himself in a room that looked like it was heavily modified with the purpose of holding this time machine thingy + gets greeted by the creators of the machine; Rosalind and Robert Lutece — Ford thought they were twins (LOUD WRONG BUZZER NOISE). Ford feels a pang of jealousy at these scientists' "sibling" bond (at the same time he thinks theyre a bit insane bc lets be honest they are 😭) but decided to ignore it bc even after a decade later he was still feeling a bit petty (and hurt)

(im still not sure how to proceed from here. do i write ford helping the twins on repairing the machine again in hopes that it'll connect with the portal back home? or does he find a way to fix his own dimension portal gun to continue his pursuit of a way on how to kill bill? HMMMM)

(if i go with the 'Ford helps the Lutece fix the machine' route) Meets Zachary Comstock first (bc of the twins and his involvement with the repairs) and gets hibbie jibbies because Comstock reminded him so much of Bill + Accidentally meets Elizabeth in the tower because he got curious and this mf is NOSY — gets fucking spooked by the Songbird (almost went on a booker style dive through diff layers of columbia) + Meets Booker (via the twins) — finds out that the entire universe is in a time loop/paradox thing — gets fascinated but knows that touching time-related shit gets messy real fast so he made up his mind on trying to find a way out of this universe ASAP + Personally witnessed the bullshit that lead to the destruction of Columbia — managed to open a portal (can be via the twins' machine or his own portal gun —either way the thing gets busted again and malfunctions on his ass 😭)

BIOSHOCK 2 (ALTERNATE DIMENSION) (late 1940 — early 1950(ish))

gets spat out of the portal/rip and finds himself in the middle of what looked like a laboratory + immediately gets hounded and incapacitated by scientists and guards — one managed to inject him with a strong dose of Sleep Juice™ — gets knocked out real fast + wakes up tied to a chair and proceeded to get interrogated by Andrew Ryan for hours (possibly days or weeks) — either way he gets branded as a Russian spy and gets thrown DIRECTLY into the Persephone Penal Colony + Meets "Johnny Topside" in prison — became allies (not friends. not yet) + inmates gets transported to the labs — ADAM experiments ensues — "Johnny" and Ford are few of the inmates whose genes n other science stuff reacted positively to the plasmids + Prototype Alpha Big Daddies commence + Johnny becomes Subject Delta (first fully functional Prototype Alpha Big Daddy who didn't went insane post-procedure) + Ford becomes Subject Zeta (second fully functional Prototype Alpha Big Daddy like Delta — might change his name into something else...) + Delta gets pair-bonded with his Little Sister (Eleanor Lamb)— they tried the same for Ford but because of his connection to Bill and his exposure to supernatural shit in GFU he got some sort of (minimal) immunity from the mental brainwashing and also a defect (still has the chance of going berserk or falling in a coma despite being bonded with any of the Little Sisters — cannot fully bond with the Little Sisters because of that) + Ford gets branded as defective — put under cryo to preserve him until the scientists find a way to properly wipe his mind or smth (they didn't want to waste such a good prototype/specimen) + Delta on the other hand couldn't remember shit (can only vaguely remember some stuff, but nothing concrete) and worked with his Little Sister up until he 'shot himself' and 'died'

ORIGINAL GRAVITY FALLS UNIVERSE (2012)

Mabel and Dipper spends summer in Gravity Falls + Canon compliant UNTIL the time travel episode (specifically the Oregon Trail part) + mabel and dipper gets stuck in the Oregon Trail bc the device broke and when they tried to use it to get back it kinda got unstable + mightve even exploded and ripped open a tear in time and space + they got sucked in and got spat out in the bioshock 2 universe + MEANWHILE IN THE PRESENT TIME stan worries over the kids' disappearance and spirals the entire duration of the twins' disappearance into another wave of regret and self-hatred (bc like i said he didn't know abt the time travel thing so he probably thought that the kids went against the 8 ball thing and left OR they got kidnapped — he just knows that he failed and he lost them like he lost ford)

BIOSHOCK 2 (1968)

mabel and dipper gets spat out in rapture (during the early stages of the game) + barely 10 mins in they get attacked by splicers — both kids gets knocked unconscious + mabel gets dragged to the remaining scientists that were still continuing the little sisters procedures + dipper gets dragged somewhere else (originally was supposed to be dragged to Steinmann bc yk, krazy insane plastic surgeon and the splicers saw dipper's birthmark n went "ew this kid fugly" but i forgor that this bitch dies in the first game 😔) + Little Sister Mabel™ but she also gets branded as defective because she's WAY OLDER than the usual age range for Little Sisters (she shouldve turned into a Big Sister tbh) but since this was like the first time ADAM got surgically added in her the procedure was still a success — she's just a bit defective bc she couldnt create a pair-bond with the post-prototype big daddies + somehow someway subject zeta (ford) gets thawed out of cryo (they thought they could use him to stop subject delta) + Mabel and Ford gets successfully pair-bonded (thought it was TOO SUCCESSFUL its hella suspicious so they ran tests and found out that the two were blood related) + on the other side of rapture dipper wakes up, tries to avoid splicers and other big daddies, gets attacked by splicers anyway — has his ass saved by subject delta

this is currently what i have on my notes rn. will be adding or changing shit after i finish playing bioshock 2 😔😔

ALSO, IMAGINE THIS: STAN MANAGES TO GET ALL THREE JOURNALS AND OPENED THE PORTAL. IT GOES THE SAME AS USUAL BUT INSTEAD OF SEEING FORD, HE SEES SOMEONE WEARING THIS:

STAN THEN THINKS "oh fuck wrong person what the hell" IT WASN'T UNTIL THE STRANGER REMOVES THE SUIT'S HELMET THAT HE SEES FORD'S FACE. THIS IS THEN FOLLOWED BY THE TWINS STEPPING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PORTAL (stan def gets tackled by the kids bc cmon now)

AND THEN SUBJECT DELTA + ELEANOR

[yogubog]

i need to edit this shit dawg;;;

[yogubog]

watching arcane rn. the suited up shimmer guys on s1 ep 8 reminded me of the big daddies from bioshock with the speed of a big sister so like... has someone made a crossover yet or

[yogubog]

whose fucking cat is this???

[yogubog]

why he lookin at the pandesal like that dawg 😭

[yogubog]

FUCK

DO NOT FEED THE TRIANGLE. HE ALMOST BIT MY HAND OFF.

[yogubog]

whose fucking cat is this???

[yogubog]

why he lookin at the pandesal like that dawg 😭

[yogubog]

whose fucking cat is this???

[yogubog]

can anybody guess which stan twin this is

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Soft-Feeling Latin Words & Phrases

Another list of Latin phrases, this time with soft/warm meanings. It is 2:39am as I make this list.

a te pro te: from thee for thee

ab imo pectore: from the bottom of the heart

volat hora per orbem: time files through the world

coelum versus: heavenward

concubia nocte: at dead of night

crepusculum: twilight or dusk

crescens luna: a cresent moon

cum corde: with the heart

labores solis: an eclipse of the sun

in horam viviere: to live for the moment

in rerum natura: in the nature of things

in tuto esse: in a safe place

ingens aequor: the vast ocean

inter vivos: among the living

januae mentis: inlets of knowledge

jenuis clausis: in secret, with closed doors

littera scripta manet: the written letter remains

lux mundi: light of the world

lux vitae: light of life

meo voto: by my wish

mox nox: soon night

multis cum lacrimis: with many tears

ningit: it is snowing

occidui temporis umbra: a shadow at sunset

opinio vana: an illusion

osculum pacis: kiss of peace

papilio: butterfly

par pari refero: tit for tat

per vian dolorosam: the way of sorrows

philtrum: a love potion

pluvia: rain

res rustica: a rural affair

ros marinus: rosemary

semel et semper: once and always

silva: wood or forest

sinus urbis: heart of the city

As always, happy writing!

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Reference: Latin for the Illiterati: a modern guide to an ancient language by Jon R. Stone, second edition 2009.

[mroddmod]

rough seas

[mr-jack-letterman]

God mullet Stan is my favorite creature.

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I love time stuck turned mystery trio, I think it might be my favorite Au pairing.

Sorta implied Fiddlestan? Idk JANSJ

Mabel drools in her sleep the same way Stan does lmao.

Not me out here checking the Wikipedia E-commerce timeline just for one joke NSNNSNDD.

eBay didn't exist until 1995 😭😭😭

Based on this drawing from a charity stream I believe ↓

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait so technically vampires are vegetarians

[yaoib0y]

op elaborate

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

blood is a non-meat animal product, like diary or eggs. that counts as vegetarian don't it

[erratic-meowmeow]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if a vampire only feeds on villagers it finds wandering around in a haunted forest or whatever, that counts as both eating local and free-range

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#well. it counts as eating locals

[yogubog]

we did a little costume party yesterday for our campus' intramurals. i dressed up as handyman bill and my friend dressed up as dipper

of course its not bill and dipper if theres no beef on sight

the entire thing was just me finding ways on how to steal the 'journal' from her (it's actually just an encyclopedia book with a printed out journal 3 cover pasted on it 😭)

[yogubog]

uh,, yea very dramatic

[fermentedgutz]

god, why is HE third-wheeling on our cryptid hunt…

[ghostatrandom]

Dude I heard we are gonna Relativity our falls?

[kpiva]

both!

[cup1d-ch4rm]

She's still getting used to being an aunt