In Conversation with: The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living
Preface by Dominic Hirsch
So like this guy, The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living, is going to talk about something like physical impossibilities and our minds and the living and death. It was interesting for me to read what Mr. In the mind of someone living has to say on this topics particularly because this what In The Mind of Someone Living is really made up of. Especially the bit where he talks about someone living. That was my favourite bit because, as someone who is actually living, it is interesting to hear what someone dead thinks about the living.
The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living interviewed by Guy:
Guy: Hi there thank you for joining us for a conversation The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living. It’s an absolute pleasure.
The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living: thank you for having me.
Guy: so, Luke, do you mind if i call you that?
The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living: no no, not at all. Please go on. I get it.
Guy: thank you. So, Luke, I must start with the elephant in the room and ask, what is it like to be dead! What an extravaganza!
Luke: haha, well yes, of course. I knew you were going to ask me this. After all it is quite shocking. At first I was quite unprepared and unsure but as my creator, Mr. Hirst, explained to me - there is, in no way at all, any pressure to actually live! He explained to me that I am here to be looked at by people, of all creatures. He explained that my purpose is to float, just here, as you see me now in my tank, and just BE. That simple. My previous life was far more stressful. I see this life more like a holiday if that makes sense.
Guy: yes yes it makes perfect sense. Tell us about your ‘first life’.
Luke: well it was quite stressful you see, the other Elasmobranches - It’s what we “sharkes” call ourselves - and I didn’t really hang out that much. We are quite private animals but enough of that. I would do all the Elasmobranch, sorry “Shark” things, like eat some fish, swim around, scare some fish, bite a surfer here and there just to show them who the boss is, especially those humans down in Aus. Ooo they’re the worst! But I guess mostly i was kinda lonely, didn’t really have many hobbies, went through my days moping around. Other fish didn't seem to have time for me.
Guy: Oh I’m sorry about that I cannot relate at all whatsoever, please go on.
Luke: so now it is much better to be alive because there are people all around me all the time! It’s funny because once I had no friend and now I have so many I can’t even count them on my hands!
Guy: That is interesting. Would you like to talk about why your were created and put in a box, i wanted to know if you agree with what Mr. Hirst has done.
Luke: Well it is fascinating really, and i never really cared much for this type of thought before, you know, life and death and what what, but now that i have lived, and died and lived again i guess i have a different perspective. For example, you, you’ve never died right?
Luke: Good. so you don’t know what death is like. Is that correct?
Guy no. that’s what i am trying to as-
Luke: SO! It is a physical impossibility for you to understand death because you have the mind of someone living. I am sorry, i cannot help you.
Luke: because you are alive. You simple just will not understand at all.
Guy: well, can’t you at least try!?
Luke: nope. Sorry. Not worth it. Not worth my time.
Guy: well what else have you got to do?
Luke: i got things to do okay!
Guy: oh yeah like what Mr stuck in a tank in the Tate!
Luke: like… like, i got emails and shit i need to respond to...
Luke: yes! EMAILS! and i am expecting some visitors so you should actually just go!
Guy: *sounds of mike muffeling and shuffling clothing followed by distant mumbles* F!%#@ You, you F!%#@ing Stooopid shark thing.