It's Just Shrimps!

posting as the Lord intended

[lagneeyap]

I hope that all my mufos see my activity on this website and imagine that it is like a cat walking up to you and vomiting at your feet, but in a nice way

[importantandunavoidable]

is the willem dafoe fish sexy

yes, he is sexy

he is kind of sexy for a fish

no, he is not sexy

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[importantandunavoidable]

is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"

yes, he is fish sexy

he is fish sexy for a human

no, he is not fish sexy

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024

[kibutsulove]

[feanor discussing curufin voice] autism be damned my boy can work a forge

[kibutsulove]

[curufin discussing celebrimbor voice] autism be damned my boy can work a forge

[c3rvida3]

I love to eat warm peaches bent over the sink like a werewolf. Summertime activity of all time.

[energyprison]

ive been going out late at night alone to wander about until i find somewhere to spend money needlessly. which i think is a classic sign of a positive mental state

[energyprison]

[crossing a dark streetwhile the red hand is up] im like a bomblebee of the night...

[liebelesbe]

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[voivode-dracula]

((A letter marked for Jonathan))

((Translation: My dearest Jonathan, I received a scary letter. I cannot wait to see you home safe. Write back. I love you. Mina))

[cinemamonamour]

Ghibli Gardens - Satsuki and Mei’s Garden in My Neighbour Totoro (1988)

[kushblazer666]

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

[nathleeng]

@official-dandelion-posts

[official-dandelion-posts]

Official dandelion post :)

[fox-bright]

Me: *googling how to loosen up spinning fiber that was slightly felted during the dyeing process* The Internet:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[nameless-glitter-official]

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

[bigwizardhat]

her swift maneuver, for context

[amnhnyc]

Excussse us… have you ever heard of the blunthead slug snake (Aplopeltura boa)? This nocturnal reptile, which can reach lengths of up to 33 in (85 cm), primarily feeds on slugs and snails. Unlike many other snakes, this species eats using a technique called mandibular sawing: To slice off the indigestible parts of prey, the blunthead slug snake slides its jaws back and forth like a saw! It can be found in parts of Southeast Asia including Thailand, Sumatra, and Java.

Photo: sparkn, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

[treasure-of-the-ancients]

Gold ring with garnet flower, Europe, 8th-14th century AD

from St. James's Ancient Art