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Hello. I have nothing to say. Sorry.

[awarren97]

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[foothive-deactivated20170802]

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

[justabitunlikely]

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

[ethan-lawson-wate]

[winterbramble]

[markslaon-blog]

[blazepress]

How light can change your appearance.

[politicalprof]

Ta-Nehisi Coates being smart.

[wilwheaton]

White people: please pay attention to this and understand it.

[awed-frog]

[yokages]

Everyone: you can't just have a language made up entirely of loanwords

Japanese: ಠ_ಠ

[estantefeminista]

[partyinvalhalla]

Actual Depiction of the DC Cinematic Universe RN

[tastefullyoffensive]

More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets Part One

[just-shower-thoughts]

At 29, I realized today that sweatbands on your wrists are to wipe your forehead not because your wrists get really sweaty.

[goon]

i cant breathe

[standards123]

me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell

[catpda]

when cats knead on you and you can feel their nails puncturing holes into your skin but they look at you with that loving warm expression and you look back like

[baawri]