An Elastic Heart

Never apologize for the space you occupy in this world

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ihaventpaidtaxessince2011-deact]

top 10 preminger moments

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Oh y'all are afraid to moan? I be in my girl’s ear like

[macarbe]

[creature-phases]

Every time I see this video I fear for the creator’s mental health

[reconstructionbaby]

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

[headspace-hotel]

This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.

[joshanddrake]

[thegoodvybe]

[awwdorables]

French Bulldog argues bedtime

[cherryclit]

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

[iujoy-deactivated20210730]

@ghostsgf

[c00tiebreath]

HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING

[twitblr]

[valtsv]

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

[memesonthehour]

new favorite meme

[jaylor]

disney peaked when they named that sky high character Warren Peace and that’s on that

[internetbt]

[queen-mayhem]

protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”

catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.

[rodrickheffeley]

This is the only valid tik tok.

[naenaenoodle]

[lotus-of-light]

Bro….

[historical-nonfiction]

Vogue Actually Printed This Crazy Diet In The 1970s

[plum-soup]

you forgot the gram of blow you’re supposed to do before every meal

[bimboid]

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

[mens-rights-activia]

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

[the-bakeneko]

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

[firelordderpy]

Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™

[the-bakeneko]

That’s more the fuck like it