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I don't know how to change the fish.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

...This seems unnecessary. But if it keeps that bastard in check...

I assume you're here for a reason. Get on with it, then.

//HELLO if ur here im assuming u know me from my other rp blogs, but if not, welcome !! im a webtoon reader but im slowly getting through the novel so no big spoilers from the end of the novel please! you can call me mod amia, and while i am 18+, id rather keep this blog sfw (although i am fine with suggestive jokes!) other than that, have fun ! <3

tags list:

#yjh answers ; for asks

#yjh responds ; for reblogs/rp

#yjh thoughts ; for random yapping posts

#a constellation ; all ooc posts

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT LIKES TURN-BASED GAMES SAYS SLIMES ARE CUTE.]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT LIKES TURN-BASED GAMES WANTS TO TURN YOU INTO A SLIME.]

(He glares and scoffs.)

Don't.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT ROARS LIKE THUNDER IS ANXIOUSLY DRINKING LEMON JUICE.]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT ROARS LIKE THUNDER LOUDLY COMPLAINS ABOUT THEIR SON'S NATURE.]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT ROARS LIKE THUNDER WANTS YOU TO GIVE TASTY MURIM DUMPLINGS TO HIS CHILD.]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT ROARS LIKE THUNDER SAYS IT IS URGENT AND THE SCENARIO WILL EXPLAIN.]

[SUB SCENARIO – EMERGENCY MEAL HAS BEEN GENERATED!]

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<Sub Scenario – Emergency Meal>

Type: Sub

Difficulty: C-

Clear conditions:

– Make and deliver a batch of Murim dumplings to the Incarnation 'Raiden Andvari,' who is currently meeting the Constellation, 'Demon King of Salvation,' in an alleyway.

– Do not attempt to kill the Incarnation 'Raiden Andvari.' This will only shorten the Time Limit, as well as risk immediate activation of the Stigma [Abyssal Frenzy] should the Abyss act before the Status 'Curse of Immortality' does first.

Time Limit: 2 hours

Reward: Unconditional trust of the Constellation 'Moon-Weaving Plum Moth' and the Constellation 'Dragon of the Thundering Leaves,' 15,000 coins, respect of the Incarnation 'Raiden Andvari,' 1 Midday Tryst.

Failure: Witness to the result of a being with an Abyss-corrupted alchemical dragon's core becoming hangry, losing control of oneself, and using the Stigma [Abyssal Frenzy] without any set goal to end the maddened state.

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(His eyes narrow in disdain, a heavy sigh escaping him.)

Do you think I make dumplings for anyone?

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is laughing at you]

[you just got booped! ⁽⁽ (๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́) ⁾⁾]

(His brows furrow.)

What is this nonsense..

[yoo-joonghyukss]

Boop

.. What.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' blinked in surprise at seeing you back]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wonders where you have been?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 500 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is welcoming you back!]

(He sighs, hand resting on his sword.)

I've been busy. It's not like I'm needed around here, anyway.

[random-dyslexic-human]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[I suppose that's true most of the constellations prefer bothering Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' over you anyways ヾ( ´ー｀)ﾉ]

[yoo-joonghyukss]

(He scowls.)

Dokja is willing to put up with the ridicule around here. I am not.

[random-dyslexic-human]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts]

[hey! We don't ridicule him! We treat him very nicely I'll have you know! ( •̀∩•́)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled teasingly]

[also just Dokja? My I didn't know you were on such familiar terms~ ⁽⁽ (๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́) ⁾⁾]

[yoo-joonghyukss]

(He raises a brow.)

Sure. Because whatever ridiculous things he goes through is nice.

(He pauses, and looks away.)

.. That was just a slip of the tongue. Nothing more.

[random-dyslexic-human]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' giggled]

[ridiculous maybe but we make sure to compensate him handsomely for any embarrassment he might feel ५꒰۶⁎⁼̴̀ω⁼̴́⁎꒱۶]

[so just a slip of tongue you say? That usually means you've been calling him that in your subconscious (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)]

[yoo-joonghyukss]

Figures. Of course he would be won over by money.

(He glares.)

Shut up.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' blinked in surprise at seeing you back]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wonders where you have been?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 500 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is welcoming you back!]

(He sighs, hand resting on his sword.)

I've been busy. It's not like I'm needed around here, anyway.

[random-dyslexic-human]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[I suppose that's true most of the constellations prefer bothering Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' over you anyways ヾ( ´ー｀)ﾉ]

[yoo-joonghyukss]

(He scowls.)

Dokja is willing to put up with the ridicule around here. I am not.

[random-dyslexic-human]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts]

[hey! We don't ridicule him! We treat him very nicely I'll have you know! ( •̀∩•́)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled teasingly]

[also just Dokja? My I didn't know you were on such familiar terms~ ⁽⁽ (๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́) ⁾⁾]

[yoo-joonghyukss]

(He raises a brow.)

Sure. Because whatever ridiculous things he goes through is nice.

(He pauses, and looks away.)

.. That was just a slip of the tongue. Nothing more.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' blinked in surprise at seeing you back]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wonders where you have been?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 500 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is welcoming you back!]

(He sighs, hand resting on his sword.)

I've been busy. It's not like I'm needed around here, anyway.

[random-dyslexic-human]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[I suppose that's true most of the constellations prefer bothering Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' over you anyways ヾ( ´ー｀)ﾉ]

[yoo-joonghyukss]

(He scowls.)

Dokja is willing to put up with the ridicule around here. I am not.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT ROARS LIKE THUNDER SAYS THEIR ADOPTED SON ALSO WEARS A COOL COAT.]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT ROARS LIKE THUNDER SAYS THEIR CHILD IS OFF TO MEET THE CONSTELLATION, DEMON KING OF SALVATION.]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT ROARS LIKE THUNDER SAYS THEIR CHILD IS KIND, IF ECCENTRIC.]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT ROARS LIKE THUNDER SAYS THEY DON'T WANT YOU HURTING THEIR SON.]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT ROARS LIKE THUNDER SAYS THEY HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.]

(He raises a brow at the mention of Kim Dokja, but merely scoffs.)

What he does is none of my business. If he's stupid enough to meet someone from another world, I can't stop him.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT WEAVES MOONLIGHT SAYS THEY DID NOT KNOW THAT.]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT WEAVES MOONLIGHT HAS REVEALED THEIR MODIFIER!]

[CONSTELLATION, MOON-WEAVING PLUM MOTH, HAS SPONSORED YOU 1,000 COINS.]

[CONSTELLATION, MOON-WEAVING PLUM MOTH, APOLOGIZES PROFUSELY FOR BOTHERING YOU.]

(He looks at the deposit before grunting, turning his head away.)

Do whatever. You constellations are always best at that.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' blinked in surprise at seeing you back]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wonders where you have been?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 500 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is welcoming you back!]

(He sighs, hand resting on his sword.)

I've been busy. It's not like I'm needed around here, anyway.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT WEAVES MOONLIGHT IS ASTONISHED.]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT ROARS LIKE THUNDER SAYS THEY JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO.]

(He scowls.)

Simple hellos don't suit constellations.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT WEAVES MOONLIGHT HAS JOINED THE CHANNEL!]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT ROARS LIKE THUNDER HAS JOINED THE CHANNEL!]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT WEAVES MOONLIGHT IS CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR IDENTITY.]

[A CONSTELLATION THAT ROARS LIKE THUNDER LIKES YOUR OUTFIT.]

(His eyes narrow in suspicion.)

What do you want from me.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has sponsored you a banana]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is telling you to give it to punisher!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has left the channel]

(He glares at the sky before throwing the banana away.)

Stupid constellations.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you and blushing]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is snickering as they hold up a photo]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if this is you]

(He reaches for his sword.)

What are you trying to say?

[constalation-bored-anarchist]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is holding up a sign that says 'YOUR PRETTY']

[Constellation Bored Anarchist's nose is bleeding]

[yoo-joonghyukss]

(His eyes narrow.)

That's.. not me. And wipe your nose.

[constalation-bored-anarchist]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is whiping their nose!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you oddly!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you could introduce them to her shyly!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is blushing!]

[yoo-joonghyukss]

Why in the hell would I introduce her to you..? She doesn't want to be seen anyway.

[constalation-bored-anarchist]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking you pretty, pretty please!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has sponsored you a cherry!]

🍒

[yoo-joonghyukss]

(He raises a brow.)

What am I supposed to do with that? And absolutely not.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you and blushing]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is snickering as they hold up a photo]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if this is you]

(He reaches for his sword.)

What are you trying to say?

[constalation-bored-anarchist]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is holding up a sign that says 'YOUR PRETTY']

[Constellation Bored Anarchist's nose is bleeding]

[yoo-joonghyukss]

(His eyes narrow.)

That's.. not me. And wipe your nose.

[constalation-bored-anarchist]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is whiping their nose!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you oddly!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you could introduce them to her shyly!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is blushing!]

[yoo-joonghyukss]

Why in the hell would I introduce her to you..? She doesn't want to be seen anyway.

[yoo-joonghyukss]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you and blushing]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is snickering as they hold up a photo]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if this is you]

(He reaches for his sword.)

What are you trying to say?

[constalation-bored-anarchist]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is holding up a sign that says 'YOUR PRETTY']

[Constellation Bored Anarchist's nose is bleeding]

[yoo-joonghyukss]

(His eyes narrow.)

That's.. not me. And wipe your nose.