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whump stuff

[mime-rodeo]

reasons why tumblr remains the Superior Social Media™

there are no influencers. there's no audience. no one is earning money from posting. we're all just doing it for the love of the game.

there's no shitty AI feature being shoved down your throat every time you open the app. no chatbot, no pop-up asking you if you want to drastically transform the picture you're about to post, no captions suggestions, no AI overview in the search feature.

no doomscrolling. there are barely any videos on here anyway and the ones you see, you just watch them and move on. you're not tempted to keep scrolling till eternity.

you curate your own feed. there is an algorithm (i think) but it's not as invasive as other apps.

you don't have to share any of your personal information. there's no two-factor authentication.

there are ads but they're not as unavoidable and obnoxious as other apps. yes, some of these ads are AI slop and i hate them but they're definitely easier to avoid imo.

this website is about community. referring back to my first point, since there are no influencers, there is no hierarchy. it's a playground rather than a stage show. the fun comes from participation, not mindless consumption.

and on that note, some of the most iconic memes have originated on tumblr because of this community aspect. the joke would be way less funny if it was just one person saying the joke and everyone else laughing. the fun comes from the "yes, and" from everyone else.

yes, shitty people still exist here but the website itself doesn't push toxicity to the forefront. if you open the comment section of any instagram post or reel, the comment with the most replies are often displayed first. why? because those are the controversial/problematic ones. tumblr doesn't have that. if you see a toxic comment, that's just a coincidence, not tumblr trying to make you engage in an argument.

the layout is simple and fairly easy to navigate. they're not changing things up every few months so that when you try to go to chats, you accidentally click on a fucking AI feature. i know some other people have complained about changes in the tumblr layout but i find it a lot less offensive than other apps.

it's a tribute to the early internet, especially the blog aspect. how many blogging websites still exist? how many social media apps allow you to decorate and modify your profile outside of profile pic, header and description? tumblr just feels more alive and less corporate. of course there's a corporation behind it, but it's not some asshole billionaire trying to shove generative AI down your throat and take all your money.

feel free to add on! i feel like we need to appreciate this hellsite (affectionate) a lot more in these trying times

[yoohoo-hoo]

infantilization whump needs to be explored more. grown whumpees who infantilized by whumper, treated patronizingly; bonus points if this includes forced dependency.

whumpee tied up or otherwise incapable of feeding themselves so whumper feeds them by hand. bonus points is whumpee refuses to eat and whumper pries open their mouth and force feeds them.

similarly, whumpee is also bathed by whumper. maybe whumpee is drugged or in more extreme cases, they're disabled. maybe whumper amputated their limbs or broke their bones, whatever the situation is, it's an excuse for whumper to give whumpee a nice, well deserved bubble bath.

whumper who forces whumpee to sit on their lap, carries whumpee around like a child, and puts a child leash on whumpee whenever they go out. or you can take it a step further and have whumper treat whumpee like a literal baby, strapping them into an adult-sized stroller or tucking them into a crib at night.

whumper uses a pacifier gag on whumpee to shut them up. then they proceed to humiliate whumpee by gushing over how cute they are, what an adorable little baby! look at you, sucking on your little binkie!

whumper dressing whumpee up as an infant, i mean there are so many options. should they put whumpee in a cute animal onesie? maybe an extra short frilly dress with diapers? what about one of those puffy bloomers? tie a cute pink bonnet around their head and look at how adorable they look!

every time whumpee tries to fight back, they know it's no use. there's no way they look intimidating dressed as a literal toddler. there's no fucking way anyone would take them seriously when their hair is tied into pigtails and there's a bib around their neck while they're bound to a stroller.

even worse that every time whumpee cusses and screams at whumper, this is just inviting more humiliation. whumper lives for the moments when whumpee snaps, it's basically free entertainment.

whumper simply giggles and squeezes whumpee's cheeks, pinches their nose, ruffles their hair, plants kisses all over whumpee's face, pinches and pulls whumpee's cheeks until they're red and sore.

whumper takes whumpee's cheeks between their hands and squeezes until whumpee can't form coherent words anymore. then whumper laughs and points out how adorable it is, "you can't even talk properly! what was that, sweetheart? you're gonna have to speak more clearly, i can't understand a word of what you're saying." all the while, whumpee's face gets increasingly red, both due to anger and embarassment.

whumper treats whumpee's threats and infuriated protests as little temper tantrums, nothing to be worried about. "oh you look so cute when you're all pouty and angry like that! that's a big word for a child, darling. don't make me spank you!"

and yes, whumper absolutely bends whumpee over and spanks them whenever they misbehave. or tweaks their ear in milder cases. whumpee hates it, they would rather be tortured to death than withstand this humiliation ritual.

and of course, bonus points if whumper does all this in front of their friends. whumper who goes to a party and brings whumpee around in a stroller or carries whumpee in their arms. whumper's friends all gush over how adorable whumpee is, pinching their cheeks and babytalking to them. and if whumpee ever steps out of line or tries to escape, they get spanked in front of everyone. doesn't matter if it actually hurts because whumper knows that nothing gets to whumpee more than the crushing, mortifying humiliation of it all.

also this is a theme with all my posts but this trope works best if whumpee was previously a very esteemed person. a highly respect public figure. a dominant leader. an intimidating force to anyone who opposed them. all that bravado and ego boiled down to this.

[mime-rodeo]

reasons why tumblr remains the Superior Social Media™

there are no influencers. there's no audience. no one is earning money from posting. we're all just doing it for the love of the game.

there's no shitty AI feature being shoved down your throat every time you open the app. no chatbot, no pop-up asking you if you want to drastically transform the picture you're about to post, no captions suggestions, no AI overview in the search feature.

no doomscrolling. there are barely any videos on here anyway and the ones you see, you just watch them and move on. you're not tempted to keep scrolling till eternity.

you curate your own feed. there is an algorithm (i think) but it's not as invasive as other apps.

you don't have to share any of your personal information. there's no two-factor authentication.

there are ads but they're not as unavoidable and obnoxious as other apps. yes, some of these ads are AI slop and i hate them but they're definitely easier to avoid imo.

this website is about community. referring back to my first point, since there are no influencers, there is no hierarchy. it's a playground rather than a stage show. the fun comes from participation, not mindless consumption.

and on that note, some of the most iconic memes have originated on tumblr because of this community aspect. the joke would be way less funny if it was just one person saying the joke and everyone else laughing. the fun comes from the "yes, and" from everyone else.

yes, shitty people still exist here but the website itself doesn't push toxicity to the forefront. if you open the comment section of any instagram post or reel, the comment with the most replies are often displayed first. why? because those are the controversial/problematic ones. tumblr doesn't have that. if you see a toxic comment, that's just a coincidence, not tumblr trying to make you engage in an argument.

the layout is simple and fairly easy to navigate. they're not changing things up every few months so that when you try to go to chats, you accidentally click on a fucking AI feature. i know some other people have complained about changes in the tumblr layout but i find it a lot less offensive than other apps.

it's a tribute to the early internet, especially the blog aspect. how many blogging websites still exist? how many social media apps allow you to decorate and modify your profile outside of profile pic, header and description? tumblr just feels more alive and less corporate. of course there's a corporation behind it, but it's not some asshole billionaire trying to shove generative AI down your throat and take all your money.

feel free to add on! i feel like we need to appreciate this hellsite (affectionate) a lot more in these trying times

[pvtashby]

Whumper breaking all of Whumpee’s limbs and then spoon feeding them against their will

[yoohoo-hoo]

whumpee tightly rolled into a blanket burrito and tied up. that's it. that's the post.

[yoohoo-hoo]

superhero with a no-kill policy. everyone thinks they're a paragon of justice and compassion. they're a role model to everyone in that city. people think that all the villains that hero has fought are imprisoned or redeemed.

no one knows that these villains are in hero's basement. superhero has a no-kill policy because they would rather inflict eternal pain and suffering on their enemies.

[whumping-valentine]

Daily Drabble #91

April Fools day was a holiday Whumpee never gave much thought to. So, when Whumper suddenly changed their pace one day, they believed them.

“I’m sorry,” they said, stoking their hair, “For everything I’ve done to you. You didn't deserve it. You didn't deserve any of it.” Their voice was a remorseful, quiet whisper, tears welling in their eyes. It sounded so genuine.

“Why— why? Why change your mind? Why do this to me in the first place?” Whumpee begged for answers through tears of their own, “Do you want me to forgive you? To sa— say thank you?”

“No.” Whumper said softly, standing up, “I just want you to leave. Go home. Go to the police. Rebuild your life.” They opened the door. “Go.”

Whumpee's eyes widened, their heart fluttering in their chest. They stood up slowly, apprehensive. They looked at their captor for confirmation, nodding their head. Whumpee ran for the exit before it was slammed shut, colliding harshly with the wooden door.

Whumper snickered, “Gullible.”

[laizerfandomz]

Whumper blindfolding Whumpee just to see the terror on their face when they think they're about to be hurt.

They're so used to Whumper actually hurting them that when they start stomping around the room, screaming, picking up various torture implements and clanging them together, cracking whips, belts, riding crops, just inches from Whumpee- they yelp every time, flinch at every sound, cry at every movement.

Everything Whumper could've asked for from their beautifully conditioned Whumpee.

When Whumpee finally starts to catch on, Whumper gets a little more creative; gently sliding a knife across their skin, their neck. Not enough to cut, but enough to terrify. Whispering, "If you flinch again, just another inch to the left, I'll slit your neck right open."

"P-Please- I don't know what I did, I-"

By the time Whumpee's blindfold is removed, no real harm has been done to them; but they're shaking, sobbing, maybe even having wet themselves, all from the perceived danger they were in.

[yoohoo-hoo]

child whumpers whose parents bought them a whumpee to play with. whumpee is not entirely tiny but they are the size of a doll (one of those baby dolls that are like half the size of a five year old), so that the child whumper can carry them around easily. whumpee is a fully grown adult at the mercy of a child.

child whumper straps whumpee into a doll's chair and give them the weird barbie treatment. chop off their hair haphazardly, scribble over their face with a sharpie, use whumper's mom's makeup on them.

child whumper puts whumpee in a stroller and strap them into it so tightly that they can't escape. then whumper happily takes them out for walks or around the house.

child whumper who entertains themselves by pinching and pulling whumpee's cheeks "oh what a cute little doll! yes you are!", pinches their nose, ruffles and messes up their hair, pulls their lips into an unnatural smile, squeezes their cheeks together until their lips are puckering out like a fish. child whumper giggles in delight at how utterly ridiculous and helpless and absolutely adorable whumpee looks.

the more whumpee protests angrily, the cuter they look. after all, how can anyone take you seriously when your face is all squished up like that and your cheeks are all plump and red like a tomato? look at how adorable you look when you're growling and cussing through those puckered lips, your words coming out all garbled, like a baby babbling? what a cute angry little doll!

bonus points if whumpee used to be someone important, someone who was feared and respected, and now they're just a child's doll. they used to be a leader, and now they're being paraded around in a stroller for all to see. they used to fight in battles, now they're being spoonfed baby food by a child, having their face held tightly and mouth pried open because they're still too stubborn to accept their fate.

[yoohoo-hoo]

child whumpers whose parents bought them a whumpee to play with. whumpee is not entirely tiny but they are the size of a doll (one of those baby dolls that are like half the size of a five year old), so that the child whumper can carry them around easily. whumpee is a fully grown adult at the mercy of a child.

child whumper straps whumpee into a doll's chair and give them the weird barbie treatment. chop off their hair haphazardly, scribble over their face with a sharpie, use whumper's mom's makeup on them.

child whumper puts whumpee in a stroller and strap them into it so tightly that they can't escape. then whumper happily takes them out for walks or around the house.

child whumper who entertains themselves by pinching and pulling whumpee's cheeks "oh what a cute little doll! yes you are!", pinches their nose, ruffles and messes up their hair, pulls their lips into an unnatural smile, squeezes their cheeks together until their lips are puckering out like a fish. child whumper giggles in delight at how utterly ridiculous and helpless and absolutely adorable whumpee looks.

the more whumpee protests angrily, the cuter they look. after all, how can anyone take you seriously when your face is all squished up like that and your cheeks are all plump and red like a tomato? look at how adorable you look when you're growling and cussing through those puckered lips, your words coming out all garbled, like a baby babbling? what a cute angry little doll!

bonus points if whumpee used to be someone important, someone who was feared and respected, and now they're just a child's doll. they used to be a leader, and now they're being paraded around in a stroller for all to see. they used to fight in battles, now they're being spoonfed baby food by a child, having their face held tightly and mouth pried open because they're still too stubborn to accept their fate.

[anoushka-m-alice]

Masterlist

Intimacy on my mind

Whumpers who:

Passionately kiss whumpee over their gag

Lick whumpee’s face to show possession

Hold bound-and-gagged whumpee’s head into their chest, hugging them firmly and shushing them softly

Yum!

[yoohoo-hoo]

dress up your whumpees!!

whumpee dressed up like a doll, forced into a puffy frilly pink dress with a huge bow around their waist or neck. whumper applying makeup onto whumpee's face; baby pink lipstick, bright pink blush on either of their cheeks, fake lashes to make their eyes look larger. whumper even uses plumping lip gloss on whumpee so that they look all pouty and adorable. whumpee's hair styled into cute little pigtails or chopped into a doll-like bob, with a frilly headband or ribbon.

bodysuits! whumpee put into a tight black latex bodysuit that shows off their every curve, a leather choker and black boots. whumper applies bright red lipstick onto whumpee's lips and ties their hair into a slicked back high ponytail so whumper could see every inch of their face. whumpee feels oddly exposed even though they're technically not showing skin at all. bonus points if whumper uses this opportunity to glide their hands all over whumpee's body, feeling their curves.

whumpee dressed up like an animal. cat/dog ears, a thick, brightly colored collar with a tag that has their name on it, even a furry tail attached to the pants or shorts they're wearing. bonus points if they're barely wearing anything else, apart from these. a tube top and a mini skirt or tiny shorts that expose every other part of their body. bonus bonus points if whumpee is gagged with something resembling an actual dog muzzle, with a bit in their mouth that whumper can yank them by.

tiny whumpee dressed up as a pixie or fairy. delicate tiny fairy wings and a tinkerbell esque doll's dress. bonus points if whumper uses them as a keychain or hangs them on a wall as decoration. alternatively, whumper could also put whumpee in a little jar and pass them around to friends.

royal whumper who forces whumpee to wear a sheer silk robe with nothing underneath, lots of jewels, and made to sit at whumper's feet or in their lap. whumpee's hair is made up into an elaborate updo with jewels and flowers, soft pink blush on their cheeks and a cool red lipstick on their lips. whumpee is aware that the robe is doing absolutely nothing and everyone can see their bare body underneath. bonus points if whumper teases whumpee by removing the ribbon holding the robe together or stepping on the tail of the robe as whumpee walks so that it comes undone and whumpee has to hurriedly try to hide their body.

whumpee wearing nothing but their undergarments, or nothing at all. bonus points if they're tied up in such a way that they can't even attempt to shield their body. they are made to stand with their wrists tied to a hook higher up on the wall so that their arms are stretched upwards, and whumper can see every inch of their body. whumpee can only squirm and flinch in discomfort as whumper eyes them up and down, runs their cold hand over whumpee's bare body and gently gropes them.

whumpee dressed like an infant. wearing a cute frilly dress with poofy shorts, or a onesie, a bonnet, maybe tucked into an adult-sized stroller. a pacifier gag shoved into their mouth. bonus points if whumpee has cute chubby cheeks (adorned with baby pink blush) that whumper can pinch and squeeze to their heart's content. whumper can even force a baby bottle into whumpee's mouth whenever they wish, relishing in humiliating whumpee as much as they can.

whumpee wearing whumper's boxers and t-shirt. whumper messing up their hair so it looks like they just got out of bed. whumper might even tie whumpee to the bed and gaze at them in satisfaction, or forcefully cuddle whumpee, dropping kisses all over their neck and face, gently groping them under the t-shirt. whumper might even kiss whumpee on the lips, holding their face firmly in place and pulling back after a full minute to look at whumpee's lips all red and swollen, their hair messily falling onto their forehead, gasping for breath as they glare at whumper.

[yoohoo-hoo]

everyone's talking about tiny whumpees but may i suggest: giant whumpees!

tiny whumper who "caught" this great monster and wants to brag about it.

giant whumpee cramped into a cage that barely fits their body because it's impossible for tiny whumper to find a cage big enough to hold them.

giant whumpee fashioned into a statue. chained to the ground in a specific pose, stripped to the skin and spraypainted a concrete gray.

tiny whumper and all their townsfolk visit the giant whumpee to take pictures, climb on whumpee, slide down their body. let's go see the giant living statue, what a fun family trip! people are amazed at whumpee's size, staring in awe and wonder, praising tiny whumper for catching such a huge unwieldy beast.

whumpee staying there in the rain and snow and all the changing weathers. whumper does visit every once in a while to clean them up, they ARE a tourist attraction after all, a landmark.

[yoohoo-hoo]

more humiliation whump (+ intimate whumper) because why not

forcing whumpee to strip in front of whumper's friends

whumpee undressed and tied in a way where their limbs are stretched out so that whumper can see every inch of their body. whumper circles whumpee, making uncomfortable comments, running their hand over whumpee's bare skin, pinching their ass and laughing as whumpee squirms in discomfort

forcing whumpee's mouth open, demanding them to stick their tongue out, for no other reason than humiliating them

squeezing whumpee's cheeks until their lips pucker out, then kissing them forcibly while whumper's grip on their cheeks doesn't waver

whumper feeding whumpee by hand. bonus points if whumpee refuses to take food and whumper has to force feed them, prying their mouth open and shoving food into their mouth

whumper desperately wishing whumper would just hit them instead of repeatedly humiliating and degrading them

bending whumpee down and spanking them as a form of punishment

forcing whumpee to only refer to themself in third person, bonus if they have been given the most ridiculous name by whumper

making whumpee do funny tricks in front of whumper’s friends

giving whumpee a ridiculous handicap and forcing them to perform regular tasks anyway (giving them gloves that look like paws and isn’t as flexible as regular hands but forcing them to pick things up or eat on their own, legs tied together with a bow but forcing them to walk anyway)

tiny whumpee that is treated like a literal doll. whumper dresses them up, dangles them, shakes them, pokes and prods them, etc.

picking whumpee up against their will, carrying them bridal style or throwing them over whumper's shoulder like a sack of potatoes, simply because whumper knows there’s nothing whumpee hates more than being manhandled and patronized

toying with whumpee’s face, forcing them to smile by stretching their lips, pinching and pulling their nose, messing up their hair

gagging whumpee by tying a huge bow around their entire face so tightly that they can’t move their jaw

whumper letting their friends play with whumpee however they want. whumper’s friends pass whumpee around like they’re a toy, squealing over their cuteness,

tied up whumpee being forced to sit or rest their head on whumper’s lap

speaking of which, strong whumper pulling whumpee into their lap and locking their arms around whumpee firmly. the more whumpee struggles, the tighter whumper hugs them. whumper caresses whumpee’s hair, showers their face with kisses and nuzzles their face into whumpee’s neck, simply because they know whumpee hates it but has no choice but to put up with it.

[yoohoo-hoo]

whumpers who enjoy humiliating their whumpee (bonus points if the whumpee is known for being a stoic badass and is now reduced to whumper's lapdog)

giving whumpee the most ridiculous embarrassing names like dolly, princess, stinky, bonbon, etc.

whumper who doesn't necessarily hurt or injure whumpee, but does things they know whumpee hates and makes them feel patronized (squeezing whumpee's cheeks, ruffling their hair, pinching their nose, tweaking their ears).

intentionally leaving whumpee ungagged so that whumper can hear their livid protests and miriad of aggravated cursing, which whumper finds hilarious and adorable.

shutting whumpee up, not by using a gag, but by squeezing their cheeks so hard, it's practically impossible for them to form coherent words. bonus points if whumper teases whumpee about not being able to speak properly (“aww, listen to you! you sound like an adorable little baby” “what was that, honey? i'm afraid you're gonna have to speak clearer”).

dressing up whumpee in stupid, humiliating outfits (maid, catgirl/catboy, clown, doll outfits, etc) so that whumper and their friends can laugh at how ridiculous and adorable whumpee looks.

essentially treating whumpee like a glorified doll; haphazardly chopping off their hair, branding them with whumper's name, adorning whumpee with little accessories and bringing them around to parties where whumper's friends squeal over how adorable their new pet is, poking and prodding whumpee in amused fascination.

tying up or incapacitating whumpee in embarrassing and ridiculous manners; strapped to an adult-sized baby walker or carriage, locked up in a dog cage, collared and chained to whumper's chair, dangled from the ceiling in strange positions like a puppet.

whumper using whumpee as a stress toy, unconsciously massaging their hair, pulling on their cheeks, squeezing their ass, all while whumpee is tied up or otherwise incapable of escaping from.

ball gags. pacifier gags. muzzles. just anything that makes whumpee look like an adorable little pet or baby.

[whumporama]

Whumper putting a warm and strong hand on Whumpee's cold, naked shoulder. Their grip firm, somewhere between reassuring and controlling.

Whumpee's arms are stretched above them, their wrists tied together and held up by a rope. They're vulnerable, unable to shield any part of their exposed body. Their breath hitches as Whumper touches them, and they wish they could flinch away, put their arms down, in front of their body. But there is nowhere to go. So they slowly exhale and try to stay calm.

"Good, Whumpee," comes Whumper's voice, their breath warm on Whumpee's neck. Whumper lets their hand flow lower, tracing Whumpee's skin, the shape of their body. While the warmth could've been comforting, it just makes Whumpee want to vomit.

Whumper's touch doesn't hurt. It's almost gentle, the way they're holding Whumpee, holding their shoulder, their waist.

Whumpee almost wishes they'd just punch them instead. Hurt them.

It wouldn't be as awful as this.

[lycheeleeches]

I was going down memory lane and the urge to draw these freaks again, came. Not fully satisfied with how they look but I personally think it’s a massive improvement from how I used to draw them

It’s nice to see how much I’ve improved :D