[dankmemeuniversity]

[babyanimalgifs]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHAT DO U THINK UR DOING”

[drfitzmonster]

that is the best angry cat photobomb i’ve ever seen i love it so much and i can’t stop laughing

[thearcalian]

@mostlycatsmostly

[zackisontumblr]

as someone from the midwest i’m 200% sure i’ve said this before

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

[doctorproctorr]

Can’t take that chance

[theluars-blog]

[seklie-deactivated20200918]

baby need snack

[yooooooooo0o]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[leialovett-archive]

guy fieri dabbing with his sons??????

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

though neither blessed nor cursed, this image holds a tremendous amount of power, it cannot fall into the wrong hands

[vivecguccibelt]

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[beyonslayed]

me

[onlytwitterpics]

[yungmeme]

[kabaks]

@ the rest of the world, get on istanbul’s level with respect to cats 

[coolsvillesux]

[nerdjpg]

This is what the animal crossing developers think “cool” means

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

theyre damn right yhou fucking moron

[ravenbirde]

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[mayaangelique]