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July's mood

#England are still in the world cup #(I'm impressed as well)#will we have another heatwave this month?#who knows?#but I sure hope not

A massive thank you to @healiumshell for the amazing picture of Spaghetti and her football shirts from The Great Football Shirt Saga

Just spent the afternoon cursing a sexist old woman. It was fun.

#She is the rudest old lady I have ever met

audible-smiles

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

yorkshire-rockchick

People also have a problem with scars. I can not count the amount of times I have been told to cover my scar, which goes from my elbow to my armpit, because people don't like looking at it. I now deliberately wear short sleeved tops and vest tops because I think my scar is amazing and people have the ability to loom away

Baby bro is a Croatia fan tonight

#He's a Scotland fan #He rarely cheers on England

avantgarden-er

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

#baby bro commentating on whatever sport I'm watching at the time

According to my Kindle app I've only read 6 books this month....this may be true but I read the same 6 several times

#it was a good series #yeah it was the Game Changer series #I refuse to admit how many times I've read Role Model

kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#lettuce #cucumber #peppers #onions #in my tuna wrap

aropride

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

Mum: what's the sudden obsession with ice hockey?

Me: Heated Rivalry

Mum: is that the programme that keeps appearing on the Sky box?

Me: Yes

Mum: and what team are we supporting?

Me: Ottawa

#I've just discovered I can get to Canada for as little as £500 #why the fuck am I still in England?#seriously?#where did I put my passport?

tittytron

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

ironbound-oberon

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

lifeisaroughjourney

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

antisocial-astronaut

To everybody I’ve done this to I’m VERY sorry

thatweirdwalangpake

Me sending vibes to my tumblr friends instead of talking to them:

riv3rboychaos

anyways enough about troy and shane

karaoke nights at the kingfisher consist of troy barrett and kyle swift screaming the lyrics to 'shout out to my ex'

yorkshire-rockchick

I'll be right back

#if no one writes this #I bloody will #because I too have screamed that song on karaoke

I clearly spend far too much time at the golf club if the head chef knows what I want before I even open my mouth and remembers my exact order. I also now have my own teapot for cups of tea

#my go to order is a large breakfast #with no eggs #no tomatoes #and no toast #extra hash brown #and a large pot of tea which is meant to be shared by 2 to 4 people #but the tea pot is so pretty

are you excited for the World Cup?

I am, but I'm an England fan so I'm not holding out much hope past the group stages. My brother however is a Scotland fan and is just happy they're at the World Cup.

This had reminded me I need to find out my England shirt before next week

#ask me anything #world cup questions #I'm an england fan #I'm not hopeful

Dialysis nurse: Your venous pressure is high.

Me: No, that's just called Wednesday

Dn: Ok

#I've been doing this nearly 4 and half years #I promise #this is normal

lifeafterpsychiatry

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

teaboot

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

#I get told constantly that I'm too young to be disabled #I walk with a crutch #(except at the supermarket when I use a trolley to hold me up)#and yes #I can do short distances without it #i.e down my garden path or taking the parcels to my next door neighbour #but I know my own body #I know what I can and can't do #so people on public transport #complaining I'm sat in the accessible seat #just need to do one #weirdly though #it is mostly old people who tell me I'm not actually disabled

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