"why, this is hell. Nor am I out of it."

Sorcerer, Poet, Chaotic Bisexual, Manic Werewolf Husband, Evil-coded-spider-coded-Disney-Villain

[incorrectwot]

Mat: I know we’ll be cool parents and all, but what childhood trauma do you think our kids will go through?

Talmanes: it’s 4 AM Mat.

[catchymemes]

[krdsboy]

[chainsawworld]

Fucking ! Swirlix my beloved !!

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[missingphi]

AGREED GRAVEL THAT WAS MISERABLE, MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU DONT PULL THREE RANDOM DUDES YOU MET AFTER FALLING THROUGH A SKYLIGHT ON YOUR PIN HEISTING MISSIONS

[queenoftheblackpuddle]

Being a fan of Steeplechase is weird because the characters have such eclectic names that nobody knows who or what I'm talking about.

I can't just say "Gravel is sexy as hell" without people worrying about my mental health.

In other words, I'm kind of in love with the scary unhinged British lady.

[abundantleaf]

fr though, I was giggling when Justin named a criminal hideout 'The Buttercream' especially with how funny that sounds in Gravel's accent

I lost it and burst our laughing when Travis, with absolutely no hesitation followed that with "they're cream-inals"

[mp3v0]

[recovery-equals-happiness-deact]

[rei-yano]

[archiwrites-deactivated20230730]

Wheel of Time gets a lot more enjoyable to read when you realize that Mat, Perrin, and Rand collectively share 1 brain cell and when the point of view switches to each, they lose their turn with said brain cell.

[anonbeadraws]

Look, taako might not be good with the words, but you know, i think ango gets that Mr From Tee-vee shows love in other ways, if he cooks for you, you probably have a bit of his heart.  Angus just also wants it in writing 💜

From this post, but i had to go a step further and make it sappy, sure me ✨commission info in source link below✨

[aptronyms]

bugs

[tvguts]

made them an enclosure

[nicostiel]

#so true bestie

[harveyguillensource]

Harvey’s full photoshoot for his OUT FRONT Magazine interview, shot by Irvin Rivera.

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[catchymemes]

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

Feels very weird everybody keeps referring to her solely as “Mrs Coulter” but maybe I’m also not British enough to get it

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

First person to call her Marisa is Asriel im really gonna lose it

[arachnofratricide]

She's too powerful to say her name directly, you have to use her title like any other wrathful deity. Asriel is only allowed to do it because to him he's either got sufficient BDE to do it or he dies and it gets him out of jail for war crimes tax evasion heresy and recreational mad science.