Yorkshire Pudding

+18 blog no minors please 90's baby! she/her The Garbage Pile

[yorshie]

Master Post - Hi Everyone!

Please do NOT follow me or message/request if you are not an adult. I do not want to interact with minors. I write NSFW and SFW, but I keep my NSFW mainly off tumblr. I interact with explicit blogs sometimes and I have no shame thirsting for my blorbos.

My ship armada is vast and you’ll probably see me shipping a character with multiple other characters/self inserts/and readers. I reblog gay ships and straight ships and anything else that catches my eye. Please do not come warn me that someone I’ve reblogged is “problematic” for x,y,z, it’ll be an instant block if I find out who you are.

If you wanna send in an ask that's not request related, feel free! I’m always open to talk turtles or to just say hi. Please don’t stick explicit things in my askbox though.

Main Fandoms I’m in - M*A*S*H / LOTR / Hobbit / Star Wars / TMNT / Red Dead / HP / oban-star racers

Fics under line

AO3

BLURB DAY, REQUESTS, and SNIPPETS have all been moved to Featured Tags!

TMNT BAYVERSE

APPY SLICES NO NOSE ZONE

PICK UP THE PHONE PICK UP THE SLACK PICK UP THE PACE

TURTLE JOKES

CISTERN

CISTERN COMIC BY HITWITHTHETMNT

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

JUST A TWO-STEP

WARM CODED

A DAY IN THE LAIR

BURNT OUT - ONE TWO THREE AFTERWARDS

RITUAL IN MIDNIGHT BLUE

LUNETTES VIOLETTES - AO3

Headcannons Twitterpaited

ROTTMNT

Tactical/M*A*S*H AU - AO3

RED DEAD

Blue Shadows

Ghastly Serenade

Ghastly Serenade : Respite

Man Comes Around

You have admired, Every man desires

[radarsmenagerie]

this is literally so insane this was allowed on television

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[artdeqiu]

it gets difficult sometimes...

[inoghmia]

My beloved

[yorshie]

*scuttles by ya*

*presses this song into your racoon paws*

This song makes me think of your gargoyle fic

Thanks for sharing it with us 😸

-🐓🪻🐕🌼

I’VE HEARD THIS. IT IS ON MY BROOKLYN PLAYLIST. High five Henbit. lol you don’t know how right you are.

One of my fav Brooklyn songs is Even in Arcadia by Sleeptoken.

[yorshie]

Hey idk if your requests are open but I just wanted to ask a question. Do you think you will ever complete the "Pick up the phone" series? If not that's totally ok! I was just curious.

I have no idea why I didn’t get a notif for this.

The answer of the day is I don’t have any plans to not finish it. Its file is still in my Google Docs. It is not high on my wip list rn though. If I work on a wip rn it’s probably LV.

Edit: I actually did away with requests and decided to just focus on my stories when I get the chance as writing time is greatly reduced.

[slightlyshy1]

Yay

[rorywonder]

hey so filming people without their consent is weird. you know that right? filming people you don't know and they aren't aware of what you're doing is creepy. posting strangers online is fucking weird. we're too comfortable with doing it now for shits and giggles, chasing some sort of viral hit instead of reckoning with the fact that you posted someone who did not consent to their body and face being publically used.

we're being pushed these Meta Glasses as if mass surveillance of strangers is fun and normal! it's weird!!! there are already reports that people are using these to film women without them knowing and sharing it to communities who get off on this shit. who else knows who people are filming. these glasses with cameras are not obvious and that is dangerous.

[yorshie]

Someone save me from old man land

[yorshie]

Ya’ll aren’t understanding the old man hell I’m in.

[yorshie]

Someone save me from old man land

[desceros]

you know the meme that's like "please let me suck on your tits, i was never breastfed as a child" or whatever? Leo-coded. that's all

somewhere in my fragment tag or something is a mini fic of this very idea and someday i will do the 50k version of it. leo hamato is obsessed with tits and i will die on this fucking hill

[klapollo]

you are not a "femcel" you are not a "foid" you are not a "hon" you are a woman worthy of respect and taking up space and being happy and the world is yours for the taking you're ALIVE!!!!!!!!! you're a HUMAN!!!!!!! FUCK what they told you!!!!!!

[mx-brahms]

Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb

The perilously pointy pyramid:

[woodsywarbler]

[narwhalcasserole]

[iridescentflamingo]

I'm going to pretend that posting this WIP will make me work on this faster. I've had this since April 2025. I just have been dragging ass on inking and coloring it. I've re-done the face a few times. Other things have taken my attention. We'll see if I can get this done before Xmas haha

[nondelphic]

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god