i'm forever amused at the idea of Yosafire trying to take selfies so i did a sloppy sketch of the nudes she accidentally sent Emalf

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@yosxfire
i'm forever amused at the idea of Yosafire trying to take selfies so i did a sloppy sketch of the nudes she accidentally sent Emalf
ϟ (is this okay even though we haven't interacted yet?
Yosafire pressed up against the wall beside the glass doors with a whine, hands clenched tightly at her sides. It took her a moment to notice the little girl also standing in the store lobby, too absorbed in her panic to immediately realize she wasn't alone here.
"T-There’s a wild animal outside...!" she explained, glancing shiftily to look through the glass at the weird blue bear monster still outside. Why did this have to happen to her?
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"I missed you!"
Did it matter that it actually hadn't been all that long since they'd last seen each other? Not in the slightest. It was time enough apart, and she'd missed him all the same. Seeing the old man again was definitely a relief.
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Yosafire let out a low, pitiful whine, leaning her head against Macarona's shoulder and leaning lightly on the angel.
"I'm huuuuungry," she groaned, sagging slightly. Lunchtime seemed so far away, and it was killing her. Macarona couldn't do anything about that, she knew, but hopefully talking to her friend would be a decent distraction to take her mind off her empty stomach.
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"Have you ever been in love?"
Sure, she was being a bit nosier than usual today, but hopefully Etihw wouldn't mind too much. Not that Yosafire figured she'd answer in any way but the affirmative; imagining someone like Etihw never falling in love was impossible, even if she is God.
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"... You’ve got something in your teeth."
Was it rude to say that? Would it be ruder to not say it and let Raspbel go on all day with something stuck between her teeth? She wasn't sure either way, but it was too late to take it back now.
Probably wasn't too late to quit staring, though, but that was harder to accomplish. Seriously, what is that?
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She's saying something. In fact, she'd been saying something for quite a while, but Yosafire had tuned out almost immediately, lost in her own thoughts while Rieta went on about... What was she talking about, again?
It was only the usual rumbling of her own ever-hungry stomach that brought Yosafire back to reality.
"Where's the beef?"
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"Get it off me! Get it off meee…!!!"
Cue one immensely amused Rawberry and one horrified Macarona as a caterpillar worms harmlessly up the side of her head.
"O-Okay, okay! Just hold still..."
It's hard to get a lock on the caterpillar with Macarona in such a panic, but Yosafire nabs it, tossing it harmlessly back into the grass before it (or Rawberry) can stir up any more trouble.
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bad boyfriend -- [ x ] a yosafire/emalf mix (because tyler is a shit)
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“Eh—? Yeah….. It has, hasn’t it?”
"………But…!! Don’t go wandering off too far! Something dangerous could happen!”
"Nothing dangerous is gonna happen! Enough dangerous stuff already happened, so we're super overdue for lots of good stuff now!"
"What's the worst that could happen anyway?"
The Worth of Pie || Closed RP @yosxfire
yosxfire has gained the demon’s interest
There, in of a field of flowers, was a peculiar and strange sight. A sight that one could say would be absolutely mysterious and otherworldly if it weren’t so… strange. It was so strange, one would wonder if it was nothing more than a mere illusion or something real.
It was a pie. A pie seemingly randomly misplaced among all the flowers surrounding it. It didn’t look old, no, it looks freshly baked, smelling rather curiously, out of whatever strange fruit it may be made out of. All it was doing was simply sitting there…
… waiting for someone to approach it.
If there was anything Yosafire was especially in tune with, it was pie. Sweet, sweet pie. And to find one just casually hanging about in the garden was both very unusual and very fortuitous.
Perhaps she should have thought better of approaching it, considering it was a weird pie sitting on the ground with nobody else in sight, but her stomach- as it was wont to do -got the jump on any rational thought, rumbling in hungry complaint. It didn't look or smell anything like Dialo's apple pies, nor like any other sort of pie she'd seen, but it was terribly tempting all the same.
Besides, leaving it out here would be a waste. Sure, some birds or an animal would eat it possibly, but would they really enjoy it properly? Doubtful. So without thinking twice, Yosafire went right over to it, with every intention of eating the whole thing all by herself.
was it really so easy to gain heed from her with but minor gifts of affection, and-or sweets, of usual apple variety. effin’ sucker, attention gained, all there is left now is to drive it on home. alright. he can do this. with a breif mental popping of his collar, a turn of his head, and a flip of biege locks in an attempt of showmanship, he graces her with a wink but a single brief testimony.
” eff yeah. i should give these t’ someone with a bit more respect, but— heh, ya’ know always keepin’ an eye out f’ you. ”
totally effin’ nailed it.
And there it goes. It was kind of suspiciously sweet for all of the ten seconds before Emalf went and opened his mouth, and now it was just part of his usual obnoxious antics. Yosafire rolled her eyes, shoving the flowers back at him. As nice as they were, she didn't want them now.
"Then go give them to someone else, why don't you? Geez, you are the worst at this."
Why did such a trashy Casanova wannabe like him have to have such a crush on her? Talk about the epitome of bad luck.
touches ya booty
SLAPS YA FACE
TS Emalf
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