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( sms. husband )

Dylan: penguins for life. i ?? honestly love you??

Tyler: i love you more, my sunshine.

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( sms. husband )

Dylan: you know i'm always down for that. i'll do my best.

Dylan: ugh. don't remind me. i'm nowhere close to being able to let go of you and everyone else.

Tyler: cool thing is you don't have to. you know i'm always gonna have your back, bro. we're like unbreakable at this point. you are my penguin...my mate for life.

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( sms. husband )

Dylan: if that's the case, then i really need to step up my game.

Dylan: press for american assassin. nothing too fun.

Tyler: i think you really should, because you know i'm extra and need for you to shower me with love.

Tyler: we're grown up dude. moving on to bigger and better things. i dunno how i feel about this.

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( sms. husband )

Dylan: I'm in Texas for work at the moment, but said work doesn't actually start for another few days, so all I've really been doing is watching Beavis and Butthead.

Dylan: Which has brought me to the conclusion that we're totally them irl.

Dylan: You're Butthead, obviously.

Tyler: I think that might be the sweetest thing you have ever said to me.

Tyler: What are you working on at the moment ??

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Dylan O'Brien & Tyler Posey at the #IMDboat At San Diego Comic-Con 2017 at The IMDb Yacht on July 20, 2017 in San Diego, California.

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BellaHadid: I like it when people can stay optimistic even when they're tried. Inspirational. @tylergposey

@tylergposey: really no point in letting things like that ruin your day. @bellahadid

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BellaHadid: Kids? Ughhh they're the absolute worst. Especially the highschoolers. I've had those run ins. I feel deeply for you. @tylergposey

@tylergposey: just reminds me to always stay humble and appreciate what i have and where i am in life. @bellahadid

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BellaHadid: Cocky can sometimes be sexy but I'm with you if it's overdone it has the opposite effect! @tylergposey

@tylergposey: i just ran into a group of kids who truly thought they were a gift to this world, and i hate people who over do it like that. @bellahadid

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BellaHadid: Confidence is sexy! @tylergposey

@debnamcarey: it really is sexy, but there is a massive difference between being confident and being cocky. @bellahadid

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@tylergposey: some people think too highly of themselves.

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svlenas:

I mean…I was pretty convinced there for a second, yeah. Hey, it all depends on what you consider a purse: some people want one the size of a wallet, others literally want suitcases. Probably way more than I’d make you pay, I’m sure. Want me to sign a few for you, really further your case here?

i'm pretty good at selling a decent story. i don't think i could ever find a dog small enough to fit in a wallet sized purse, so one of those arm tote things would be more than enough. if you are okay with selling your shit for profit then i would gladly take a couple signature purses for the future. i'll split half the profit with you.

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svlenas:

Wait, do you really have a purse dog? I need to know everything - I might wind up using them as a model when this dream comes true. I’m glad to know I’ve got your financial support, Posey, as my number one customer I’ll make sure you get a discount. Louis Vuitton better watch their backs. I’m coming for them.

the real question is...do you think i actually have a purse dog? pretty sure all of my pets are too big for a purse, but for the sake of that discount we can pretend that i do actually have a purse dog. do you realize how much i could sell my discounted luggage on ebay for?

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dylcnob:

Marry me and move in with me. That way we can spend twenty-four seven together and never have to be apart. — or, you know, we could quit acting and start a YouTube channel. Just no Spice Girls lip syncing allowed. 

is that an actual proposal? don't toy with my emotions like this. you know it's always been a dream of mine to be your one and only. — how could you not wanna lip sync to spice girls greatest hits?

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@taissafarmiga: @tylergposey heck yeah i do

@tylergposey: i'll text you the address. @taissafarmiga

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svlenas:

Working with Coach over the last few months has been great, but I’d honestly be a liar if I said that being around purses so much hasn’t planted the idea in my mind that I need to a) fill a void in my life that I didn’t know I had by getting a purse dog, and then b) create a line of designer luggage for toting around said purse dog. I don’t think it helps that I’ve been watching The Wizard of Oz every night before bed this week, either.

i think you should do both. i would buy a line of said designer luggage to carry around my purse dog. i have nothing but faith in you gomez, faith that you will put out a designer line so dope that it'll put coach outta business.

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hailsbwin:

I need someone to explain microwaves to me. Dad always says they cook from the inside out, but how do hot pockets go against the meaning with cold ass insides while everything else is hot. I don’t like this. 

if you can figure out the answer to that question i will fucking marry you, because it doesn't matter how many times you adjust the heat, a hot pocket is never cooked right. it's either cooked too long and becomes hard on the outside, or it's not cooked enough and the insides are still cold.

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bells-bunny:

Whenever I see a really cute baby and start to want one, I think of what my father told me when I was in middle school. He told me that all girls who want a baby should be given a puppy to see how hard it is to look after something so little and needy. That’s something I always draw on when I get baby fever and then I go and pet a puppy and it passes. What’s some of the best advice you’ve been given?

that is some pretty good advice. i think babies are cute and all, but i don't think i am anywhere near ready to have a little tyler running around. anything i could create would jump start the apocalypse. as for advice i've been given— probably would be to never let someone's opinion of you bring you down. at the end of the day it's not fact so you shouldn't let it slow you down.