oof

Taurus bitch. she/her

[youallsuck]

Send help.

okay listen here ya fuckshits. I have been scrolling through my tumblr for a good 5 minutes but depressed angsty past me has destroyed it so now all I see are depressing quotes and lame shit. How to fix?

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re aroused by dirty talk, your genitals are technically voice activated.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you die from a peanut allergy, your life began and ended from a nut.

[youallsuck]

Watch out world, me and my 8 followers are gonna get our shit together..... eventually.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[our-kpopreact]

Someone: Let’s hang out this weekend!

Me: YES!! omg!

My insecurities, my anxiety and my empty wallet:

[daloy-politsey]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Why isn’t it taught that abortion was perfectly legal in the US in early 1870s and it wasn’t until a Jewish doctor, who was being framed, was put on trial for manslaughter (a trial, as well as the press covering it, which was greatly tinged with antisemitism) that opened the floodgates for antiabortion crusaders which eventually led to its criminalization?

[nongothvampire-deactivated20190]

I did not know this!

[daloy-politsey]

Me neither, until I read this book.

[bitcherovas-deactivated20180903]

Look at the notes for the name of the book if anyone else is interested.

[inali]

The book is called Bad Rabbi: And Other Strange but True Stories from the Yiddish Press. By Eddy Portnoy

Other recommended books in the notes that talk about this are:

The Moral Property of Sex by Linda Gordon

Rereading Sex by Helen Horowitz

[youallsuck]

Speaking of riblets

Suck that bone

[youallsuck]

Oh hey what are you doing today

Oh you know,

just,

[youallsuck]

America

You can get charged a 1/5 of an Oklahoma worker for littering in Texas

[youallsuck]

Car ride clouds

These clouds literally look like copied and pasted

[advice-animal]

Cowboy Town USA

[youallsuck]

Dont do drugs kids

So one time me and my friend were smoking from her bong in her closet while watching Vines. Then the epic betrayal happened, I turned to see a Vine and instead of lighting the bowl, like a sane person would, she lit MY HAIR on fire.

[youallsuck]

It feels like I swallowed a bag of brick dicks

[youallsuck]

*grunts*

*guitar echos"

Wow it talked back to me!

[youallsuck]

*points at McDonald's*

"Look it's a fancy Wal-Mart!"

[youallsuck]

My friend couldn't remember the word for architecture so she she said archistructure