Moss

He/they/it follow me pls I want friends :)

[youaremydad]

I wanna be a tumblr girlie one day so bad im gonna post my crochet stuff here and maybe ill sell stuff at some point (maybe commisions but most likely just put up whatever)

[hopelesslyromanticchudail]

You know our society is fucked up when people seriously think being a criminal defense attorney is like. A moral evil. Like people seriously jump to “wow you defend murderers” as if the majority of “crime” that happens on a daily basis isn’t literally stuff like addicts being caught possessing drugs or homeless people being arrested for loitering or fucking poor women stealing food and clothes for their kids like… the average person is just one or two paychecks away from also being deemed a “criminal” by society but yeah sure you should definitely act like needing to be defended against the state makes you an automatically morally bad person

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

It's not a mistake that in popular police procedural dramas legal defense for the suspect is portrayed as comically evil and the viewer is lead to believe that criminal defense gets in the way of police helping people lol

[youaremydad]

when you realize youre a criminal just not a convicted one 🤭

[peacefulandcozy]

Instagram credit: vintagelygrace

[kitanaay]

[youaremydad]

I love when

✨women✨

[eunuch-whisperer-deactivated202]

“are you amab or afab?” thank you for asking! I’m afag ☺️

[youaremydad]

i'm afab which is short for assigned fa-

[knithacker]

Boob-O-Hedron: What You Get When You Knit a Breasted Dodecahedron - FREE PATTERNS! 👉 https://buff.ly/3pasd8c

[katskrochet]

the description is so ominous I love it

IF YOU'RE HERE FOR

THE.

B E E.

you wont find him here. hes killed.he will again.

hes coming our way

fuck

fuck

fuck

ufcku

dkc

run

anyways here's where you can find him *link*🥰😁👍

I wake up. I check my phone.

Bee?

I scroll.

Bee?

Notification after notification comes pouring in.

Bee? Bee??

I answer. I answer again.

BEE?

I try to move on. To live my life.

B E e?!

Finally, it's been years. I am at a coffee shop. I sit down, but I feel someone touch my shoulder. Before I can react, I think I can hear it. My heart pounds in my chest.

Slowly, I turn my head. The hand is not a hand.. it is a claw. I look up and I see glittery faceted eyes staring at me. A cowboy hat sits firmly between two antennae.

?̶̺͕͛̓͗̓̓͌!̶͂̐͊̈͋̀̚͝Ḇ̷̳̓̕E̷͚̓̄̉E̵̯̠͎̍̿H̷͚̽͆A̴̺̣̻̾͊͘W̶̞̿̒͝ͅ?̴̱̜̌̓̍͝!̴̛̟̹̩̂

[youaremydad]

I have work tomorrow at 7 and its almost midnight but I would be doing a disservice to not draw the cowboy bee. the cowbee if you will. its so cursed I love you internet stranger

[youaremydad]

@katskrochet it is done. I love him.

You look away and then back again, blink hard, pinch yourself. It cant be. You must be dreaming. You had more time. You thought you did.

"Buzz off pal" he says as he spits a piece of wheat out of his mandible, "Only space for one of us, and I'm the queen of this town."

The whole room goes silent enough for everyone to hear your heartbeat. You stand in shock and horror as your life flashes before your eyes.

"I gave you a chance and now you're here in my nest like a parasite," he lowers is weapons but begins pacing around the coffee shop. Somehow worse than a gun to the head. "You know people assume i'm this cold blooded killer. Its true that I don't have mercy. But I'm not what you should be afraid of. My drones, however."He flicks his wings, setting off a signal.

It goes dark as hundreds, no, thousands of bees swarm the coffee house, forming a thick wall in every direction. The rythmic flaps of their wings ring in your ears like tinnitus, and the building shakes from the vibrations like an earthquake.

"No.." the only word you can mutter

"Yes. Yes. We made a deal. And then you broke the contract. You forget I have workers everywhere. Eyes in the sky. the ground. Youre not getting out of this one"

[katskrochet]

the description is so ominous I love it

IF YOU'RE HERE FOR

THE.

B E E.

you wont find him here. hes killed.he will again.

hes coming our way

fuck

fuck

fuck

ufcku

dkc

run

anyways here's where you can find him *link*🥰😁👍

I wake up. I check my phone.

Bee?

I scroll.

Bee?

Notification after notification comes pouring in.

Bee? Bee??

I answer. I answer again.

BEE?

I try to move on. To live my life.

B E e?!

Finally, it's been years. I am at a coffee shop. I sit down, but I feel someone touch my shoulder. Before I can react, I think I can hear it. My heart pounds in my chest.

Slowly, I turn my head. The hand is not a hand.. it is a claw. I look up and I see glittery faceted eyes staring at me. A cowboy hat sits firmly between two antennae.

?̶̺͕͛̓͗̓̓͌!̶͂̐͊̈͋̀̚͝Ḇ̷̳̓̕E̷͚̓̄̉E̵̯̠͎̍̿H̷͚̽͆A̴̺̣̻̾͊͘W̶̞̿̒͝ͅ?̴̱̜̌̓̍͝!̴̛̟̹̩̂

[youaremydad]

I have work tomorrow at 7 and its almost midnight but I would be doing a disservice to not draw the cowboy bee. the cowbee if you will. its so cursed I love you internet stranger

[youaremydad]

Why are science documentary titles so ominous

like can we stop titling them THE SECRETLY KEPT SECRETS ABOUT THE SECRET WORLD OF THE SECRET MOUNTAINS

[afloweroutofstone]

One singular atom of fentanyl drifting gently through the breeze until it lands on a police officer's forearm, killing him instantly. Like and share to pray

[youaremydad]

its bc im rubber and theyre glue 😈

[only-cat-memes]

[youaremydad]

I hath voted

it was in the high school i graduated from and they added benches where we used to sit on the ground during lunch like...bruh yall really change things right when I leave. I WAS SITTING ON THE GROUND

[youaremydad]

its not even that I wanna be so cool and famous tumblr blog I just want like one interaction please. back in the day I at LEAST had bots in my dms god damn

[youaremydad]

maybe its just me 💀

*looks at my 8 twitter followers*

[youaremydad]

i know ive had tumblr for one day but also this acc was up like years ago and i had it for a couple months but I havent even gotten one like thats just so sad

[youaremydad]

making my blog pretty for all my zero followers

✨I'm doing gods work✨

[youaremydad]

rainy day vibes <3

all mine except the girl with the leaves found it on pintrest