you beautiful bastard

[unclefather]

other people: *happily married, 4 degrees, 401k plan, good job*

me: *sits on the toilet drunk with my eyes closed*

[zechv]

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

[lovelustquotes]

[ganymedie]

i’m schmidt

[sucralos3-deactivated20160725]

[lovelustquotes]

[shonensupreme]

Apparently it’s national kissing day! You know what that means~

[shonensupreme]

It means you can all kiss my ass

[disgustinghuman]

I’m pretty interested in eating a lot of bread

[danthehumanboy]

You can be a good person with a kind heart and still say no.

Daniel Krascsenits // An advice from myself to myself.  (via cloudkiddo)

[terns]

mark your territory by crying on things

[rubyandmoon-blog]

[charlottewinslow]

[weareadvocates]

same level

[doofuses-deactivated20200101]

i don’t know what i am doing with my life or my hair

[moisturiser]

im crying my best

[iamhannalashay]

[cwote]

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

i’m fluent in talking shit