[bpd-hellfire]

i’m bored with myself as a person maybe i should do some drugs or crash a car or stop eating again or pick up a nice smoking habit just to keep me busy

[bennzene-deactivated20250304]

Oh my god MOOD

[ourstrangeduet]

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

[raptorific]

my girlfriend’s keysmashes go “ASDFGHJKL” like she actually just hits the middle row of keys in sequential order and I pointed it out to her and now she says she’s being attacked because I put her response on this picture

[pr1nceshawn]

The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...

[renoa-deactivated20180930]

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again

[youbrokeeverypartofme]

what they say: jumpscares are a cheap trick to get a shock reaction from the audience. I dislike them because they cheapen the experience, and that's why I prefer true psychological horror

what they mean: if I am playing a game and a thing jumps out at me I will have a heart attack and die

[youbrokeeverypartofme]

Fuck a wedding ring 💍 I bought a necklace 💁🏼😘

[youbrokeeverypartofme]

My necklace

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

[botesregias-deactivated20180419]

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

[gothicprep]

i have but i also have, like, real problems

[youbrokeeverypartofme]

Fuck a wedding ring 💍 I bought a necklace 💁🏼😘

[meanplastic]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[destinyrush]

This is what God looks like 

[radicalnez-deactivated20171112]

This looks phenomenal

[sorry-stacy]

as you can see i am really fond of them

[collegiate-confession]

[youbrokeeverypartofme]

someone: we both said some things we didn't mean

me, thinking about how i was right and absolutely meant everything i said: ......... sure did, pal

[subposting-deactivated20190116]

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“…and I told him, is you crazy?!” 

[toroynah-deactivated20170609]

“n den what happened” im in love

[blackboyjoy]

“They got water” 😂😂

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Lmfaoo she said “no”

[godessoflovee]

Her little shocked expression for sea world 😍😍😍

[loopylupita423-deactivated20230]

😆😆😆😆😆😍😍😍😍

[dyscodike]

[youbrokeeverypartofme]

You can be the King But watch the Queen conquer 😘