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chillens online Click The Heart, Chillens! A der der der! / Mama's Pigfartsmore! Mama's Tinychat Room Meet Katie! (My OOC Self) ((I'm part of the youcanask StarKid RP Community, but I like to think I'm cool enough to hang with the HP Mafia. ;) )) A der der der. Hello chillens, it's me, yo mama! Ask me questions! Remember the three rules though: Rule One! No boys! (Unless they’re cuteeeeee.) A der der der. Rule Two! No alcohol! (Unless there’s plenty to go around!) Rule Three! No parties! (Unless UMBRIGDE IS INVITED!) But seriously girls, if I catch you with boys or alcohol, I’ma rip your perky little boobs off. Follow my lovely chillens, and fellow professors: youcanasklupin.tumblr.com youcanaskharry.tumblr.com youcanaskhermione.tumblr.com youcanaskron.tumblr.com youcanaskdraco.tumblr.com youcanaskcho.tumblr.com youcanaskgoyle.tumblr.com youcanaskcedric.tumblr.com youcanaskluciusmalfoy.tumblr.com youcanaskquirrell.tumblr.com ♥ youcanaskfirenze.tumblr.com ♥

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Mama Umbridge... if your diet consists of rocks, how do you have such amazing biceps (even for a woman)?

The Falcon eggs are very rich in protein, chillens. Along with my sexy beach body diet, hoisting everything I see over my head is a great arm workout. A der der der.

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((remember when i actually ran this blog and interacted with society? yeah me, either. i miss helping mama's chillens, though. :( ))

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this idea makes mama so proud

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HOW DARE THEY INVITE STUPID LOUSY OLD DUMBLEDORE TO NO GOOD POTTER'S SENIOR YEAR REENACTMENT AND NOT MAMA?! WHO DISRESPECTIN' UMBRIDGE?

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Maybe someone should write a comic about you, that'd be so great!

THEY SHOULD MAKE ME A COMIC BOOK. Mama goes on many adventures throughout the wizard world! Maybe in my comic I can finally kill No Good Potter without facing Azkaban! A der der der! What a wonderful idea, daughter! :D

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johannajay answered your question:What is Leakycon?

AVPSY stands for A VERY POTTER SENIOR YEAR! In other words, A VERY POTTER THREEQUEL! A third AVPM! I’m SUPER stoked for it :)

Senior year?! DOES THAT MEAN NO GOOD POTTER IS LEAVING MY WONDERFUL SCHOOL?! YESSSSS. VICTORY FOR MAMA.

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Yeah, Joe walker is in that group! He's so awesome and that's cool you love batman! I like it too! He's a cool comic book hero!

That Joe Walker is very handsome. People should like him instead of that No Good Potter. :D

Why doesn't MAMA have her own comic book? I AM A HERO TO CHILLENS EVERYWHERE!!!

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midnight-poop, A Very POTTER? If this is about no good Potter then it is an abomination to Mama's society. Though, it would've been nice to be invited. 

we-got-these-days-of-summer, Why should I know what "Leakycon" is? There's no such thing in the Forbidden Forest! We only have centaur gatherings with my Firenzey. <3 ((OOC: I know what Leaky is and I am severely depressed about not being there, this is an AVPM RP blog so that post was IC. :) ))

shipperofinsanity, WHAT?! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MAMA! I AM WOMAN.  

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Starkid is a group of guys who do parody musicals of various movies and tv shows like batman, harry potter, and some original shows like "Starship".

Mama likes Batman! I should look these guys up!But they do Harry Potter? EW. Mama doesn't think No Good Potter is worth being parodied.  

OH WAIT. THAT HANDSOME JOE WALKER GUY IS IN STARKID. Mama loves him! :D A der der der.  

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potterkid-starhead answered: is a magical place leakycon, basically it’s a fan based conference where they celebrate everything harry potter and starkid are going:D

People actually CELEBRATE that spoiled brat Potter? It's things like that that make him no good! He's probably over there with people begging him to sign their boobs and play songs on his guitar. Should've broken those fingers when I had a chance. . . What a shame.

But what's this Starkid thing?! I've heard Firenze mention it!

ABOVE ALL ELSE, WHY WASN'T MAMA INVITED?! :(

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What is Leakycon?

I see lots of chillens sad about it. Is no good Potter there? Is it a place for lousy boyfriends? IS THERE NO CELLPHONE RECEPTION TO THE POINT WHERE YOU CAN'T GET MY TEXT?

Also, what's an AVPSY?

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO THEIR MAMA!

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Now THIS Could Be Fun.

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((Bringing this back for the lulz. Revive this blog, guise. xD Also omfg 4k+ notes.))

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How popular is your OTP? Put an 'X' next to yours, or add if it's not there already.

Destiel: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Wincest: XXXXXXXXXXXXX

Johnlock: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Janto: XXXXXXXXX

MorMor: XXXXXXXXXXXXX

Calthazar: XX

Sabriel: XXX

Thorki: XXXXXXXXX

Me and Tom Hiddleston: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Me and Benedict Cumberbatch: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Romione: XXXXXXXXXXXXX

Doctor and Rose Tyler: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Doctor and Master: XXXXXXXXX

Sebastian Moran and Katniss Everdeen: X

Everlark (or Peeniss, if you prefer): XXXXXXXXXXX

Jamie and Landon: XX

Erik and Christine: XX

Sherstrade (Sherlock and Greg): XX

Sterek: XX

Steve and Tony: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Merthur: XXXXXX

Eleven and Amy: XXXXX

McGonnagal and Lee Jordan: XX

Cherik: XX

Sam and Lucifer: X

Tup: XXXXXX

Klaine: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

LaurWalk: XXXXXX

Jaime and Joey: XXXX

Joey and Darren: XX

Julia and Darren: XXX (I've decided that this refers to me)

Breredith: XXXXX

Meganoodles: XXXXX

Quirrelmort: XXXXXX

Umbridge and Firenze: XXXX (THERE NEED TO BE MORE VOTES, CHILLENS.)

Chendrew: X

Rekkie: X

Amy and Rory: XXXXX

Stanner (Science Boyfriends): XX

Arya and Gendry: XX

Castle and Beckett: X

Peter and Olivia: X

Jack and Aliena: X

Willizabeth (PotC): XX

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You're welcome! Anyways, how's it going? What's new?

I'm doing quite well, darling! I'm currently looking into this band that Firenze recommended to me. He says lots of Taylor Lautner/Twilight fans like them. They're name is something like One Way. 

 No that's not right.

OH! One Direction. Firenze is quite the fan! A der der der.

How are you, love?  

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NO ONE TELLS MAMA WHAT TO DO.