B.T.B. Bring That Booty - Darryl

Thijmen, but you can call me Damon. 18, The Netherlands.

[micdotcom]

THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.

[did-you-know]

Sign language has regional accents. Those who are fluent can often tell what part of the country a person is from by the way they sign certain words. Source

[youcancallmedamon]

me: I want to learn these languages so that I can talk to natives in them!

natives: *talk to me*

me: *doesn't reply*

[ehjaybones]

quick guys does anybody have that reaction gif of shaggy with a betrayed expression overlayed on top of shaggy looking wistfully near a tree?

[busket]

[ginnxweasley]

harry potter characters + zodiac signs

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

I hate tumblr moisturization culture

[capacity]

I hate dusty culture yall suckin up the moisture of our air by osmosis yall killin the trees

[comesweetmisery]

[catsnuggler]

February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. 

Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years.

But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask? 

October 32nd, Halloween: Part II.

[skykull-deactivated20250930]

you’re the genius this generation needs tbh

[arianacopyingmariah]

the feud is OVER. mariah and ariana finally collab!

[imddoublesided-deactivated20170]

[billycraplan]

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

[wsswatson]

it genuinely baffles me when people say 80s fashion was ugly as if early 00s fashion wasn’t the greatest crime against humanity committed on historical record

[princesconsuela]

[criticalremnant]

me in the middle of the night feeling suddenly productive: tomorrow is the day i start getting my life together!! :) i’m going to make a list of everything i need to get done, which includes exercising, drinking water, and getting ahead on my school work!! i’m going to be a great person and finally feel happy once i get this routine down!! :))

me in the morning: what i nthe fck

[justatouchofgoldsickness]

One of the funniest things I’ve seen in regards to Brexit and the whole American election mess.

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[queenlukes]

actual footage of me watching lemonade