don't stop me now

Jesse St. James. Show choir champion and future Broadway star. I might branch out into films too.

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As it’s Thanksgiving, I think it’s only fair that I share what I’m thankful for:

my acting talent

my vocal ability

my hair

my flawless skin

Shelby

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xoskysplitsq:

I’m not prissy.

Whatever you say, princess.

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xoskysplits:

Which still leaves me wondering why you are fond of me.  There’s other girls, other people.

None as prissy and prim as you are, though.

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cheeriosantana:

Need a volunteer to kick you in the balls? I think that’s how Kurt does it, and I would be more than happy to help.

Thanks, but you can save your high kicks for the football field. I prefer the old fashion method of practicing my scales.

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xoskysplitsq

…. There’s seriously already Christmas music playing.  It’s bad enough stores are already decorated, but do we really have to hear a young Taylor Swift sing “Last Christmas” in the middle of November?

It’s making me not excited anymore.

Would a rendition by a handsome up-and-coming new talent such as myself be more to your tastes?

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xoskysplitsq:

I thought about letting you worry about it and go to Shelby herself, but then I figured that would be too much, so really I was just being nice.  And you wouldn’t have held anything against me.

Are you so sure? My fondness for you might not have extended to cruel and heartless jokes.

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xoskysplitsq:

She didn’t, and I wouldn’t.  I just wanted to mess with you, and turns out it was well worth it.

That’s cruel, princess. If I were a lesser man I’d hold it against you.

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xoskysplitsq:

And what makes you so sure you’ll be the lead?  I might have mentioned it to Shelby how it’s unfair you’re the obvious favorite; how else can anyone grow?  So she’s considering some rearranging.  

You didn't. She wouldn’t. I’m the strongest asset Vocal Adrenaline has, Shelby wouldn’t demote me to make way for a lesser talent. And don’t think I appreciate your interference.

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We might be looking at doing a medley of Prince songs for Sectionals, so I’d better get started on expanding my range. It violates the sanctity of the songs to transpose them to a lower register.

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I’ve been playing Pokemon Go for like a week straight.

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xoskysplitsq:

And what’s wrong with someone having a dream that isn’t yours?

Nothing, if it’s actually realistic and achievable.

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xoskyplitsq:

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Okay, I’m just going to cut to the chase here:  Do you have some weird thing for me or something?

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Whatever gave you that idea?

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I’ve been playing Pokemon Go for like a week straight.

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finnchristophers:

Because the only way to a career is show choir. Get real, dude.

Oh, you’re not one of those jocks who thinks they actually have a shot at pro football, are you? How sad.

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I’ve been playing Pokemon Go for like a week straight.

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finnchristophers:

It’s a little more pathetic to not have a life outside of your high school show choir.

It won’t seem so pathetic when I have a career after high school and you’re stuck working at the Smoothie King.

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xoskysplitsq

…. And why would it even matter?

Because it’s not every day I get to see you with whiskers.

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thecaptainsamerica

No! That’s awful!

That’s the point. No one will mess me with me after I’ve orchestrated their public humiliation.

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I’ve been playing Pokemon Go for like a week straight.

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Pathetic. Expect your sad excuse for a show choir to place last, then.

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xoskysplitsq:

Meaning you were probably too busy adding gel to your hair to even remember it was Halloween.  It’s fine, it’s an honest mistake.

More like the holiday has nothing to offer me since I’m on a sugar detox to prepare for Sectionals. But I might have been more interested if I knew you were dressing up.