Apologetic Mess

I'm just as suprised as you are when I update

[fictionalgod]

MLP art by @onionpwder

[stillnotsquashed]

Damian: Out of respect for the Robin name, I have been researching the person who originated it: Mary Grayson (nee Lloyd). Bruce: Oh, find anything good? Damian: Were you aware she had a criminal record? Bruce: Yes. Tim: Of course. I have a copy of it at home. Jason: I mean I didn't. But I'm not surprised. Damian: Why not? Jason: Because I've met her son. I imagine Mary Grayson was involved in every anti-authoritarian protest she came across on her travels. What I would be more interested in is learning exactly what Janet Drake was up to to create Master Stalker over there.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[fallen-jpg]

a continuation of this comic here >>>

the anime was ok though

bonus:

the "older sibling experience" transfers back to dick

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[mono--chromatik]

my game failed to render a mii so now my news is being delivered by the analog horror censor

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[adrenaline-revolver]

“Eridians dislike earth because they abandoned Grace.” *Incorrect Buzzer Sound* ya missed the point of the story buddy! It’s not about someone being ‘bad’ it’s about the incredible power of love and that love being worth dying for!

Gimmie Eridians who are absolutely heartbroken to hear that humans where so desperate and so scared that they where willing to part with not just one Grace, there were three of them! Gimmie Eridians touched to find that the humans planned a way for their sacrifices to be as comfortable as possible. Gimmie Eridians who send earth a message saying “We know it must have hurt to send your heroes to die, but one made it and he’s safe here. We lost 22 good Eridians on the journey we would have lost 23 if not for your Grace.”

Give me humans sitting on Earth slowly coming to the conclusion that when we look up not only are we not alone, someone out there is alive because of one of us. That no matter what we think of ourselves a whole species thinks highly of us because we helped save the galaxy. Give me humans who figure out how to send a probe to Erid filled to the brim with messages for Grace and footage of a monument being raised that reads his name, his crews names, and then “in memory of the 22 Eridians who lost their lives on the journey to save the stars.”

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Told my kids I couldn't find the hot cocoa powder to which one of them said, "Maybe someone took it and hid it behind my bed" which is a suspiciously specific theory.

[aliteralchicken]

-> beloved mutuals are celebrating

-> investigate the source

-> Tim drake strongly implied to have gay sex in mainstream Batman book

-> join in celebrating

[aliteralchicken]

Batman issue 9 according to my mutuals

[strange-birb]

Typical night of patrol lol

Based off of a post by @oh23

[ram-to-the-ham]

You cannot convince me that Grace wasn't losing his marbles being stuck on that tiny ass ship all the way to Erid.

[urktola]

Silly boy

[mori0427]

Stratt... have many thoughts about her, all of them leave a gutwrenching pit in my stomach <3 love herr

[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

[hong--zhi--zhu]

[frustratedasatruar]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

The only recent insult to American culture that I can recall causing any kind of mass offensive was The Great British Bake-Off's description of s'mores as something one can make with gourmet digestive biscuits, chocolate ganache, and a lightly caramelized Italian meringue—and that shit wasn't even meant as a deliberate attack.

[randydotcom-deactivated20250628]

i lowkey need you so bad

complete my obstacle course and then we’ll talk