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[four-walls-four-sharks]

Heteros swing for one team

Gays swing for the other team

Bisexuals swing for all the teams

Pans wear a blindfold swing around blindly like a psychopath

Aces sit on the bench

[ernestina00000-deactivated20220]

I’m just an almond milk girl in a cow milk world

[swarnpert]

cut my pants into pieces/this is my pair of jorts

[andrusmagnus]

Art Nouveau Bat Brooches

[lunar-lesbienne]

Boobs are so soft and warm. I feel like that’s where love is stored. In the titty

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[girlnumbersix]

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

[charlesoberonn]

One of my favorite subtle details in Into the Spider-Verse is that Miles’ dad works for the PDNY rather than NYPD.

[rainfallinhell]

ah yes, the Pew Dork Nolice Yepartment

[oh-annaa]

IVE BEEN CACKLING AT THIS FOR 5 MINUTES HSJAIDUSBKAOAN

[catchymemes]

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[synsick]

[youcanpaintitgreen]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

self-quarantine day 4: feeding the wildlife

[ohboyfelix]

WHAT is the point if you are not weird and eccentric and wear clothes that are a bit too big and dumb

[cherubg1rl]

Me @ everyone: look at the moon

[just-shower-thoughts]

Smelling is the free trial of tasting