Y'all Motherfuckers Need Mormon Jesus

Listen. Listen buddy. I know you wanna fuck some of those there Fallout vidya game characters but you can't and I'm here to tell you why

[youcantfuckfallout]

I was lying the whole time I do want to fuck Vulpes Inculta and also stare at his thighs

I can't believe this...... on today of all days.... the day of my daughters wedding. I've been Decieved

[youcantfuckfallout]

I'm not saying I want to fuck him or anything but vulpes inculta has nice legs and I only know this because I like to lovingly stare at his thighs after I slay him in Nipton for his sick hat

I'm almost positive that the only real prerequisite to join the Legion is having good legs. Like, you gotta be shapely or swole or toned or anything like that. I mean they wear pteruges for a reason. To show off Dem Legges. The only reason Lanius wears leggings is bc his calves and thighs are Too Powerful for mere mortals to witness. So I mean yeah man of course the furry hell boy has good thighs.

[archivedbarfblog]

I don’t think this is what Vulpes meant when he ordered you guys to “blaze it”

[magicaltalkingpony]

Garou vs Watchdog Man was all I hoped it would be.

[takashi0]

@scaliefox

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

When u show up to Nipton at level 5 but still decide to fucking fight Vulpes Inculta

[purrfurnax]

[youcantfuckfallout]

~follow for more soft fisto~

[youcantfuckfallout]

i havent played new vegas yet but i know from this blog that theres a crispy mormon and everyone gets kinkshamed

You know what that's about all you need to know, actually

[pondwitch]

@ tumblr fallout fandom

heres how i know yall are fake: i have never seen anyone mention Goris

Goris is a talking albino deathclaw, he’s grey with red eyes. He wears a robe and pretends to be a deformed human, and spent years traveling the wasteland studying the various cultures of post-apocalyptic America.

(x) also he has sensitive skin and telepathic abilities, and he describes himself primarily as a scholar. he has a dramatic 5 second animation of putting his robe on/ripping it off every single time you leave/enter combat with him as your companion.

He’s also one of, if not the only, character capable of effectively communicating with the player if they have 1 intelligence, because he understands the art of communication so well. He can also cooperate effectively with feral deathclaws.

he’s canon and he’s strong and he’s my friend. reblog to raise Goris Awareness.

[burnedlegate]

tumblr needs a Raul appreciation post because his remarks are priceless

“Not to worry, boss. I’m sure killing the boss of one of the Families will in no way lead to savage, bloody reprisals against you and your loved ones.”

“Don’t worry boss, I’m sure Caesar just wants to invite you over for coffee or something. That’s all.“

“I’m glad you decided to off one of the most powerful men in the Mojave. Life was getting boring anyways. Really.”

“Yeah, Caesar, let’s give you brain surgery in a tent. That can’t possibly go wrong.“

“Caesar’s death reminds me of an old saying. I can’t quite remember it now, something like ‘sic semper tyrannosaurus.’”

“I’m sure pissing off a ruthless warlord with a tribe of fanatically-devoted warriors was a good move. How could it not be? It was your idea.”

{Pity} “Those poor NCR soldiers… now where will they get their hookers and gambling?”

“Well, the President’s dead, but don’t worry. History has shown that that sort of thing almost never leads to massive destabilizations or world wars.”

[jpinesart]

I think we ALL know the answer to that question

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

[chum-personable]

cursed image:

beta Mr. House

[hl2]

This is from a conservative website complaining about Fallout being liberal propaganda but it’s really funny so I’m stealing it for the gays.

[1esknineteen]

[culturalgluttony]

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Mecha-Lincoln has been programmed to know sorrow.

[youcantfuckfallout]

Fallout 3 (2008)

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

So, is youcantfuckfallout dead or what

That’s a complicated question tbh. Part of it is that it’s a system where usually I post and queue as inspiration strikes me but this process has been fucked to hell and back bc I don’t have wifi right now, so I’ve been relegated to the depths of Mobile Hell™ where queueing is a goddamn Process, hence why it’s been occasional fallout reblogs. I’ve just looked at the backlog of asks and there were more there than I thought there would be

But y'all help keep me sane so I’m gonna try and push out some content here and there to try and keep you cool cats satisfied and bless the world with my kinkshaming aight so expect some stuff maybe on the morrow, or on Wednesday

*finger guns*

[youcantfuckfallout]

I've scheduled a few reblogs for tomorrow and Wednesday!

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

Fallout: New Vegas (2010)