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(from Give Yourself Goosebumps #19: Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life, 1997)

(from Find Your Fate #12: James Bond In Strike It Deadly, 1985)

NOT. LIKE. THIS.

(from Give Yourself Goosebumps #7: Under the Magician's Spell, 1996)

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #15: House of Danger, 1982)

I always suspected it would end like this.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #25: Prisoner of the Ant People, 1983)

That Ronnie James Dio always did put on a stellar show...

(from Be an Interplanetary Spy #1: Find the Kirillian, 1983)

Revisiting the bad end which begat all this tumblr tomfoolery.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #43: Grand Canyon Odyssey, 1985)

No country for choosing wrong.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #10: The Lost Jewels of Nabooti, 1981)

If by “horrible,” you mean “truly epic.”

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #24: Lost on the Amazon, 1983)

Should’ve sprung for Prime, bro.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #13: The Abominable Snowman, 1982)

You chose a 1980s ad for Dianetics, apparently.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #23: The Lost Tribe, 1983)

It was probably Trigonometry, which I would’ve failed anyhow.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #21: Hyperspace, 1983)

Heavy is the head that wears the sacred Awesome Blossom.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #34: Vampire Express, 1984)

When I see “Vampire Express,” I can’t help envisioning Dracula as the shift manager at some mall food court eatery.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #53: The Case of the Silk King, 1986)

Why so glum, chum?

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #60: Vanished!, 1986)

but but all I wanted was a Pepsi....

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #15: House of Danger, 1982)

You chose the house special.

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #59: Terror Island, 1986)

Note to self: Never piss off the members of Republica.

(That’s the type of timely popcult reference that has won Armagideon Time an audience of dozens.)

YOU CHOSE WRONG