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We’re walking down the street in New York and in New York the paparazzi guys sometimes ride around on bikes and they ride ahead of you and get to the end of the block and start snapping pics and they want to get you picking your nose or whatever. So I said to Bateman ‘Let’s have fun at their expense’ and just grabbed his hand. Which he was way too cool with. Sweaty palms, I’ll just say that. I feel like his internal monologue was ‘Finally…!’ Anyway, I wanted to make it look like we were just two guys out doing a little afternoon shopping in the Village, which is… actually what we were doing, so who’s the joke on…? By the way, you can tell by the photo, I’m the top. Obvie. - Will Arnett

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This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

MY MOM BROKE A KNIFE WHILE COOKING AND SHE SENT ME THIS PHOTO AND I H A D A PAnIC ATACK

i would lose weight but i hate losing

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no

instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane

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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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Anthony Michael Hall and Molly Ringwald playing with a puppy during a break in location shooting of The Breakfast Club.

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Juno MacGuff; Juno (2007) ∟”I just, like, don’t want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as ‘wholesome’. I don’t know, I just want something a little more edgier. I was thinking more, like, graphic designer — mid thirties, you know, with a cool Asian girlfriend who, like, dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar. But I don’t want to be too particular.”

How do you do the conversation thing with attractive people

let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

Today my 11 year old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but my Dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”

and he just stared at me and I realized

I am 20

I am an adult

I am the adult supervision

??!?!?!