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Lin-Manuel Billy Joel introduces the 2019 Brooklyn Mbmbam Liveshow

[disasterjones]

[Transcript:

(scattered screams from the audience)

LM: Hello.

(audience erupts into cheers and screams)

LM: For tonight, I’m Billy Joel.

(screaming continues)

LM: (starts playing the opening chords of We Didn’t Start The Fire)

(laughter and whooping from the audience)

LM: Justin “Juice” Mcelroooy, Charlie’s daddy, Island Boy, Sawbones, Farm Wisdom, he knows Taekwondo. 

LM: Travis Patrick, middlest, sexpert, riddlepiss, Huntington to Cincinnati, Sad Libs On the Show.

LM: Sweet baby brother Griffin sees things a little different, South Park, Cursin’ Jerry, under 30 luminary, dungeon master brings the drama, Barry Hussein Obama, most people forget Hussein but he thinks it’s impooortant!

LM: (Chorus) We didn’t start the brothers, they’re from West Virginia, now they’re always in ya. We didn’t start the brothers, no we didn’t light it, so we Candle Night it.

LM: Hand Dog, Face Cat, Pete and Pete and All That, live show, Face To Face, “Playing with me in this space!” Good Burger, Keenan Kel, Off to Margaritaville, Matt Doyle, Matt Doyle, holy shit it’s Matt Doyle.

(audience screams)

MD: Hey guys…. (pause for audience screaming) It’s Matt Doyle!

LM: Torsey, horse champ, Juggalo church camp, Teen Google, Munch Squad, Travis is a mango god. Staxx soap, Time Belt, Warrior Cats, Bramblepelt, finally emerging like the freed Chilean Miiiinerrs.

LM: (Chorus) We didn’t start the brothers, (holding back a laugh) they’re our patron saints who plug Extreme Restraints. We didn’t start the brothers, no they’re very nice, but it’s bad advice.

LM: Glass Shark, blast my cache, Olive Garden, Golden Pass, Flapjack Nicklesack, which one vapes? Roker animosity, Garfield monstrosity, Quantum Leap, Bakula release the Gooshie tapes. Future McDonald’s pizza, Sydnee, Rachel, Theresa, watch them play every day, pack your bags and move awaaay!

LM: (Chorus) We didn’t start the brothers, but they know we all watch like a Haunted Doll Watch. We didn’t start the brothers, but we’ll make some noooise for the McElroooys 

LM: It’s familiar…but not too familiar… But not too not familiaaar… It’s a new craaaaaaze!

(sustained audience screams, background music plays over speakers)

Griffin: (laughing)

Travis: It’s weird-

Justin, giggling: Yeah

Travis: -to know… you’ve peaked-

Griffin: It’s ju-

Travis: -before a single word has been said.

Justin: Yeah!

Griffin: It’s also weird for someone to perform and then you go out to eat up all the applause.

Justin: DeliciousssaAAAA

Travis: Hold up- is that what Dad’s supposed to have been doing this whole time?

Griffin, cackling: FUCK.

/end transcript]

[winterswake]

Keanu Reeves in My Own Private Idaho (1991)

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

you have Papi in your bio but you Irish……..

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

top of the mornin to ye Papi

[twojoe]

[bimboid]

this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

[shiftythrifting]

Spotted in Toruń, Poland

[cupidcore]

bro where are the girls who levitate?

[aridellia]

[gotouda]

men will wear the worst jeans youve ever seen and act like its okay

[boyd-stevens]

avengers idly watching tony being choked. :)

[tony-stark-deserves-better]

This, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this is why the accords are necessary. Because of you can’t trust the avengers to ask questions first and to help their own team mate, them how can you trust them to save you. The Avengers need to held accountable, because when they aren’t, they don’t even help their own people how could they help another. They may not even think they’ve done anything wrong.

[delhe-dalim]

Lmao I forgot to post Keanu here👀

And remember, u are breathtaking💖

[delhe-dalim]

Happy bday Keanu Reeves✨

[homemade-ghosts]

My unsuspecting followers:

Me, about to go on a serious reblogging spree:

[selinakylebat]

This is exactly what happens in my brain all the time.

[stereofeathers]

I still think the little girl who is the world's most skilled at summoning earthworms has to be, like.. that's the most interesting person alive. I wake up at night and remember that this fucking 6-or-whatever-year-old can just. Do that. That's terrifying. I hate knowing this. But again, at the same time, I wonder about it constantly. The whole thing is supposedly a skill passed down through families. People have been honing this ability for fucking CENTURIES. But this little tiny child absolutely blows everyone else out of the water just by summoning HUNDREDS OF EARTHWORMS

[stereofeathers]

Oh context would probably help here huh

Sophie Smith isnt fucking human and I fear her

[bumblebeebats]

I looked up footage of this event and i was NOT disappointed

[socialistexan]

The Customer is never valid.

[socialistexan]

Their coupons? Not valid

Their inability to read sale signs? Not valid

Their attitude and entitlement? Not valid

The way they trash the store? Not valid

The way they talk to employees like we're subhuman trash? Not valid.

Employees? We're valid as fuck

[socialistexan]

[shareecherie]

[ewaneneollav]

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

yo why jon thick as hell

[flipflapjacks]

We aint gonna talk about the stroke I just had reading this?

[geekandmisandry]