The Stonewall Inn
YOU ARE THE REASON
oozey mess
macklin celebrini has autism
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if i look back, i am lost
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Noah Kahan
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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occasionally subtle
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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"Ah, another beautiful day..."
He rolled through his legs. “HA! HA!”
"You’re annoying."
"AND YOUR MOTHER WAS A GOAT NIPPLE!" He kept rolling around.
"Oh, come on now. The French can think of better insults than you can."
"What do you know of insults, you cankerous fiend"
"I've been called many strange things. I do not take kindly to insulting others, though. It's not chivalrous."
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
He rolled through his legs. “HA! HA!”
"You’re annoying."
"AND YOUR MOTHER WAS A GOAT NIPPLE!" He kept rolling around.
"Oh, come on now. The French can think of better insults than you can."
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
He rolled through his legs. “HA! HA!”
"You're annoying."
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
He landed on his back with an oof. “And you’re certainly the smelliest king I’ve ever met”
"And when was the last time YOU had a bath, hm?"
"A week ago at the bath house!"
"I believe your wounds might need some cleaning…they look a bit infected."
"Perhaps, but I am quite resilient…"
"You say that now, but the next moment, you’ll be riddled with gangrene."
"Why would gangrene riddle me? What has it to say?"
"Lord, save me from this poor man's stupidity..."
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
He landed on his back with an oof. “And you’re certainly the smelliest king I’ve ever met”
"And when was the last time YOU had a bath, hm?"
"A week ago at the bath house!"
"I believe your wounds might need some cleaning…they look a bit infected."
"Perhaps, but I am quite resilient…"
"You say that now, but the next moment, you'll be riddled with gangrene."
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
He landed on his back with an oof. “And you’re certainly the smelliest king I’ve ever met”
"And when was the last time YOU had a bath, hm?"
"A week ago at the bath house!"
"I believe your wounds might need some cleaning...they look a bit infected."
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
He landed on his back with an oof. “And you’re certainly the smelliest king I’ve ever met”
"And when was the last time YOU had a bath, hm?"
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
He gasped. “DIE, TYRANT!” He threw himself forward, head butting his crotch.
The king stood silently, his face contorting into the biggest frown he had ever man.
"Get. Off. Me."
"NEVER!"
Arthur simply lifted his leg and shoved his boot onto the silly knight's helm, shoving him away. "You are the strangest person I've ever met."
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
He gasped. “DIE, TYRANT!” He threw himself forward, head butting his crotch.
The king stood silently, his face contorting into the biggest frown he had ever man.
"Get. Off. Me."
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
"How would you do that with your helmet on?"
"I’ll take it off then!"
"You seem to never take it off."
"You’re right and why should I start now?"
"Probably best to hide that ugly face of yours."
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
"How would you do that with your helmet on?"
"I’ll take it off then!"
"You seem to never take it off."
((i wonder if i should make a modern!verse and see how Arthur fares ruling modern England....
but then I'd have to read up on British politics. hm.))
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
"How would you do that with your helmet on?"
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
"Oh the moans they did moan!"
"I ORDER YOU TO SHUT UP!"
"I AM NOT UNDER YOUR RULE! HA HA! THEY MOANED FOR ME! LIKE WILDEBEESTS!"
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
"Oh the moans they did moan!"
"I ORDER YOU TO SHUT UP!"
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
"As I said before, you imbecile! This was a recent adversary’s doing! Last night, to be exact! I had my limbs while I entertained them"
"No, no...shut up. I don't want to hear anymore."
"Ah, another beautiful day..."
"OI! I am not a misogynist! I love women! I have plenty of maidens who I entertain regularly!"
"How…exactly do you do that?"
"You sick bastard! Wouldn’t you like to know?!"
"I'm just....confused. How does someone even--"
""Nevermind." -He shudders-
